A woman put in a phone call to the police, complaining that her next door male neighbor walked around the house nude, and that she could see him plainly through his large glass door.
The officer assured her that he was probably harmless, but that he'd go over to her house and take a look to see if he did anything disturbing.
The officer arrived at the house and the woman brought him to the kitchen and indicated a window. The officer peered out, but saw only a rather tall hedge blocking the view. "Ma'am", said the officer, "That hedge is plenty high enough. There's no way you can possibly see your neighbor from here."
"Yes you can," the woman insisted, "You need to stand up on the kitchen table in order to see him."
2007-12-31
02:47:24
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