Okay, I'm finding that playing the trombone and hitting the proper notes is a little difficult. Each time before I play, I make sure that I'm ready. I eat lots of gassy foods, such as chili, cabbage and beans, then wash it all down with beer. Next I make sure that I put some petroleum jelly on the mouthpiece of the trombone, drop my pants, and then place that mouthpiece on my rectum. I can usually hit the low notes as I commence to farting, but the high notes are proving somewhat difficult. Any suggestions?
2006-11-15
08:48:18
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