Okay, I'm finding that playing the trombone and hitting the proper notes is a little difficult. Each time before I play, I make sure that I'm ready. I eat lots of gassy foods, such as chili, cabbage and beans, then wash it all down with beer. Next I make sure that I put some petroleum jelly on the mouthpiece of the trombone, drop my pants, and then place that mouthpiece on my rectum. I can usually hit the low notes as I commence to farting, but the high notes are proving somewhat difficult. Any suggestions?
2006-11-15 08:48:18 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Music
Wait until you get a fart that's really hard to push out. That way when it does come out, it has some serious speed to it. Faster air produces higher notes, regardless of where the air is coming from.
2006-11-15 10:56:10 · answer #1 · answered by Kate 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no longer plenty help, yet i'm in the comparable boat guy. i'm in 11th grade and offered my first electric guitar a week after Christmas. Ever because of the fact then i've got been only coaching myself and characteristic a pair acquaintances help me. I only began off by utilising getting used to the agonize board and then masking a rather good variety of songs. stable success dude
2016-10-15 14:28:45 · answer #2 · answered by helfinstine 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't do it in a phone booth.
Turn it around so you get a better seal, use crazy glue.
Learn to tap-dance at the same time to develop a sense of rhythm.
2006-11-15 08:52:26 · answer #3 · answered by Gaspode 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
push more air to hit the high notes
2006-11-15 09:00:32 · answer #4 · answered by Dommi 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
relax.
2006-11-15 08:49:53 · answer #5 · answered by mcfatkid 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋