Entertainment & Music - 5 December 2007

2007-12-05 05:03:53 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

This is an interesting question, if you have a funeral joke let me know,

IF it is a joke that really happened all the better!

2007-12-05 05:03:41 · 8 answers · asked by yourfuneralguy 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-12-05 05:03:35 · 57 answers · asked by CrazygirlDD 4 in Polls & Surveys

A woman goes into a tattoo parlor and tells the tattoo artist that she wants a tattoo of a turkey on her right thigh right up just below her bikini line. She also wants him to put "Happy Thanksgiving" under the turkey.

So the guy does it and it comes out looking really good. The woman then instructs him to put a Santa Clause with "Merry Christmas" up on her left thigh. So the guy does it and it comes out looking good too.

As the woman is getting dressed to leave, the tattoo artist says, "If you don't mind, could you tell me why you had me put such unusual tattoos on your thighs?"

The woman replied, "I'm sick and tired of my husband complaining all the time that there's nothing good to eat between Thanksgiving and Christmas."

2007-12-05 05:02:28 · 24 answers · asked by .... 6 in Jokes & Riddles

I don't remember so can anyone please tell me!

2007-12-05 05:02:24 · 7 answers · asked by LBC-Lakers 2 in Movies

I was glued to the tv last episode and am looking for other fanatics to gab with! Is Tom dead? what about the kids? I love all the characters, even Tom, so I don't want him off the show! What do you think is Katherine's secret? Omigosh I am addicted!

2007-12-05 05:01:32 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Drama

Is it just his angelic voice that makes him so attractive?

2007-12-05 05:01:17 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Robert Johnson had been retired for a year when his wife of fifty years suggested one day, "Why don't we take a cruise for a week and make wild passionate love like we did when we were young?"

He thought it over and agreed. Bob put on his hat and coat and went down to the corner drug store. He stepped up to the counter and asked for a bottle of seasick pills and a box of condoms.

Upon returning home his wife greeted him at the door saying, "You know dear, I've been thinking it over. I see no reason why we couldn't manage a month-long cruise. so we could relax and make wild passionate love like we did when we were young."

Bob smiled, turned around, and went back to the pharmacy. He stepped up and ordered 12 bottles of seasick pills and a dozen boxes of condoms. Upon returning back home, his wife met him on the porch with a big smile on her face. "Bob, I have a marvelous idea. You know, now that our children are all on their own, there's nothing to stop us from cruising around the world."

"I'll be right back," he said. Back to the drug store he went. When he approached the pharmacy counter, the druggist looked up with a puzzled grin. Bob sheepishly ordered 200 bottles of seasick pills and the same number of boxes of condoms.

The startled pharmacist busied himself filling the order, then passed the wrapped package across the counter saying, "You know, Mr. Johnson, you've been doing business with me for over thirty years. I certainly don't mean to pry, but if it makes you that sick, why do you keep doing it?"

2007-12-05 04:59:51 · 29 answers · asked by .... 6 in Jokes & Riddles

I'd consider my style of dressing to be casual. I'm pretty simple, quit guy. Nice pair of jeans, decent shirt. Some have told me it's "preppie" but in a good way at times.LOL.

Still don't know what to think of that.

But anyway, how would you describe your style of dress?

2007-12-05 04:59:38 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

do you think this girl is cute?
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2007-12-05 04:59:13 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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2007-12-05 04:58:44 · 19 answers · asked by ~ME~ 1 in Jokes & Riddles

nearest to u which has red in color????

wasted my 5 pts to have fun!!!

Have a nice day!=)

2007-12-05 04:57:29 · 49 answers · asked by Nasren7585 5 in Polls & Surveys

For me it's these:
1. You can't wear light colored unmentionables under a white dress.

2. You shouldn't chance running a red light.

3. As much as I still hate to admit my mother was always right

2007-12-05 04:57:07 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A blonde and a redhead met for dinner after work and were watching the 6 o'clock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge. The blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldn't jump, and the redhead replied, "I'll take that bet!"

Anyway, sure enough, he jumped, so the blonde gave the redhead the $50 she owned. The redhead said, "I can't take this, you're my friend." The blonde said, "No. A bet's a bet."

So the redhead said, "Listen, I have to admit, I saw this one on the 5 o'clock news, so I can't take your money."

The blonde replied, "Well, so did I, but I never thought he'd jump again!"

2007-12-05 04:56:24 · 10 answers · asked by ~ME~ 1 in Jokes & Riddles

A man was in court for a double murder, and the judge said, "You are charged with beating your wife to death with a hammer."

A voice at the back of the courtroom yelled out, "You b@stard!"

The judge continued, "You are also charged with beating your mother-in-law to death with a hammer."

Again, the voice at the back of the courtroom yelled out, "You damned b@stard!"

The judge stopped, looked at the man in the back of the courtroom, and said, "Sir, I can understand your anger and frustration at this crime, but I will not have any more of these outbursts from you, or I shall charge you with contempt! Now is that a problem?"

The man at the back of the court stood up and responded, "For fifteen years, I have lived next door to that b@stard, and every time I asked to borrow a hammer ... he said he never had one!"

2007-12-05 04:56:22 · 18 answers · asked by .... 6 in Jokes & Riddles

Take me home..country roads...west virignia....etc etc

How many people...and who have covered this song...
Theres a version i really like of it..but i cant seem to find it...so please..if you know...tell me whos done it
xo

2007-12-05 04:56:06 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Country

when your talking in your sleep,( repeat) and then...
when you close your eyes and fall to sleep
everything about you is a mistory... etc

2007-12-05 04:56:04 · 7 answers · asked by RRocket 4 in Lyrics

Three blonde friends died together in a car wreck. They found themselves standing in front of the pearly gates with St. Peter. He told them that before they could enter heaven, they had to tell him what Easter was about.

The first blonde said, "Easter is a big holiday where we give thanks, have a big feast and eat turkey."

"Nooooo," said St. Peter. "You don't get in."

The second blonde said, "Easter is the holiday that we celebrate Jesus' being born of the virgin and give gifts to each other."

"Nooooo," said St. Peter. "You don't get in, either."

The third blonde said, "Well, I know what Easter is all about. Easter is a Christian holiday which coincides with the Jewish Passover. After Jesus celebrated Passover with His disciples, He was betrayed by Judas and turned over to the Romans. They crucified Him on a cross. After He died, they buried him in a tomb and put a huge boulder in front of it."

"Very good!" said St. Peter.

The blonde continued. "Now, every year, the Jews roll the stone away and Jesus comes out. If He sees his shadow, we have 6 more weeks of basketball."

St. Peter fainted!

2007-12-05 04:54:48 · 15 answers · asked by ~ME~ 1 in Jokes & Riddles

Do they dress too provocatively? Should they be more modest?

2007-12-05 04:54:42 · 13 answers · asked by Ron L 4 in Polls & Surveys

...glass bottles for school lunch? remember??

2007-12-05 04:54:25 · 3 answers · asked by Francesca 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-05 04:54:07 · 9 answers · asked by Redbird 7 in Celebrities

hangover cure? Mine is, drinking pickle juice, so long as I'm not too far gone, lol!

2007-12-05 04:53:56 · 43 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Phil collins "One more night"

2007-12-05 04:53:10 · 27 answers · asked by johnnyBgood 4 in Polls & Surveys

i have 62 pairs shoes n sandals, i just hate my self

2007-12-05 04:53:07 · 16 answers · asked by jealousy 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-05 04:52:59 · 44 answers · asked by Strong HandZ 1 in Polls & Surveys

Two mothers were talking about their sons. The first said, "My son is such a saint. He works hard, doesn't smoke, and he hasn't so much as looked at a woman in over two years."

The other woman said, "Well, my son is a saint himself. Not only hasn't he not looked at a woman in over three years, but he hasn't touched a drop of liquor in all that time."

"My word," the first mother said. "You must be so proud."

I am," the second mother replied. "And when he's paroled next month, I'm going to throw him a big party."

2007-12-05 04:52:18 · 20 answers · asked by .... 6 in Jokes & Riddles

I can't find any of them....

2007-12-05 04:52:04 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-05 04:51:33 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2007-12-05 04:51:17 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Or will it think I have one

2007-12-05 04:51:16 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys