Entertainment & Music - 5 December 2007

2007-12-05 04:50:32 · 2 answers · asked by Manofthewest 5 in Country

A young dating couple were driving down the road in a very busy area, when things started to get somewhat passionate. So they decided to pull over and park and have some fun. Things were really getting hot, and they were not paying any attention to what was going on outside.

All of a sudden a policeman was tapping on their window. The cop could hardly contain himself. "Didn't you know that you are not suppose to be having sex in public?" he asked the couple.

Being embarrassed at being caught, they said yes and apologized. "Well," the cop said, "I will have to write you a ticket." So the cop wrote the ticket and reminded them next time to watch their behavior.

After getting dressed, the girlfriend asked her boyfriend what the policeman wrote the ticket for. Her boyfriend replied, "Doing 69 in a 35 zone."

2007-12-05 04:49:30 · 14 answers · asked by .... 6 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-12-05 04:48:47 · 10 answers · asked by Kelly 1 in Soap Operas

will you go to the funeral to check his / her pulse to make sure they're really dead?

2007-12-05 04:48:36 · 45 answers · asked by (!)listen 5 in Polls & Surveys

just curious

2007-12-05 04:48:35 · 56 answers · asked by Ste B 5 in Polls & Surveys

It looks like someone acting awkwardly, but it doesn't make me laugh , like Basil or Del boy.

2007-12-05 04:47:47 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comedy

There should 5 different music artists listed!
my list:
1. In the Closet - Michael Jackson
2. Wester - AFI
3. You Spin Me Round - Dead or Alive
4. Try Honesty - Billy Talent
5. The God that Failed - Metallica

2007-12-05 04:47:08 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

Simple Yes or No question.

Me >> No

2007-12-05 04:47:06 · 60 answers · asked by Answer-Me-This 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-05 04:46:29 · 30 answers · asked by EnRhage 7 in Polls & Surveys

What best describes you ?

and plaese be honest
.

2007-12-05 04:46:27 · 26 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

A couple was going out for the evening. They had gotten ready, all dolled up, cat put out, etc. The taxi arrived, and as the couple walked out the door, the cat shot back in. They didn't want the cat shut in the house, so the wife went out to the taxi while the husband went upstairs to chase the cat out.

The wife, not wanting it known that the house will be empty explained to the taxi driver, "He's just going upstairs to say goodbye to my mother."

A few minutes later, the husband gets into the cab. "Sorry I took so long," he said. "Stupid old thing was hiding under the bed and I had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out!"

2007-12-05 04:45:56 · 18 answers · asked by .... 6 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-12-05 04:45:43 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I mean he went to jail for 7 years.

2007-12-05 04:45:25 · 7 answers · asked by Kelly 1 in Soap Operas

I bought a teddy bear for £10 named it Mohammed and sold it for £20... is that a Prophet?

2007-12-05 04:45:06 · 6 answers · asked by Paige 2 in Jokes & Riddles

And the drink you don't like?

2007-12-05 04:44:41 · 37 answers · asked by habisce 6 in Polls & Surveys

There was an expectant father who had spent quite some time waiting for the offspring to arrive - at his in-laws' place.

As his leave balance had gone into the red, he tells his father-in-law, "When my son comes, do not call up my office and say that I have become a father of a boy because I'll have to shell out a lot for parties. Just leave me a message that the clock has arrived. This will be our code for the arrival of the baby."

The offspring does finally arrive one day, but it's a daughter. The father-in-law now thinks to himself, "If I tell him that the clock has not arrived, he'll misunderstand and think that something has happened to the baby and come rushing over."

So the father-in-law left the following message: "The clock has arrived, but the pendulum is missing."

2007-12-05 04:44:11 · 12 answers · asked by .... 6 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-12-05 04:43:14 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-05 04:42:36 · 63 answers · asked by chrissy 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-05 04:42:05 · 19 answers · asked by Rita K 1 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-05 04:41:44 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-05 04:41:15 · 50 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

A young woman brings home her fiance to meet her parents. After dinner, her mother tells her father to find out about the young man. The father invites the fiancee to his study for a drink.
'So what are your plans?' the father asks the young man.
'I am a Torah scholar,' he replies.
'A Torah scholar. Hmmm,' the father says. 'Admirable, but what will you do to provide a nice house for my daughter to live in, as she's accustomed to?'
'I will study,' the young man replies, 'and God will provide for us.'
'And how will you buy her a beautiful engagement ring, such as she deserves?' asks the father.
'I will concentrate on my studies,' the young man replies, 'God will provide for us.'
'And children?' asks the father. 'How will you support children?'
'Don't worry, sir, God will provide,' replies the fiance.
The conversation proceeds like this, and each time the father questions, the young idealist insists that God will provide.
Later, the mother asks, 'How did it go, Honey?'
The father answers, 'He has no job and no plans, but the good news is he thinks I'm God.'

2007-12-05 04:41:12 · 23 answers · asked by .... 6 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-12-05 04:40:10 · 3 answers · asked by RJ_inthehouse 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-05 04:40:10 · 7 answers · asked by Ron L 4 in Polls & Surveys

I'm getting impatient.

2007-12-05 04:40:01 · 6 answers · asked by StickySweet BabyBoy 4 in Polls & Surveys

Post a subject and link

This girl wants to know how she can be a popular prep girl. ROFLMAO. She made a list of things she can do, like wear pink, and get tanned. OMG.
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=A9FJujL54VZHywUAmwwSxgt.;_ylv=3?qid=20071205093504AAYwINx

2007-12-05 04:39:38 · 7 answers · asked by I ♥ GH 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-05 04:39:36 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-05 04:39:04 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Coffee
Tea
Milk
Wine
Other

2007-12-05 04:38:57 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Should they be bombed?

2007-12-05 04:38:47 · 3 answers · asked by Ron L 4 in Polls & Surveys