A young woman brings home her fiance to meet her parents. After dinner, her mother tells her father to find out about the young man. The father invites the fiancee to his study for a drink.
'So what are your plans?' the father asks the young man.
'I am a Torah scholar,' he replies.
'A Torah scholar. Hmmm,' the father says. 'Admirable, but what will you do to provide a nice house for my daughter to live in, as she's accustomed to?'
'I will study,' the young man replies, 'and God will provide for us.'
'And how will you buy her a beautiful engagement ring, such as she deserves?' asks the father.
'I will concentrate on my studies,' the young man replies, 'God will provide for us.'
'And children?' asks the father. 'How will you support children?'
'Don't worry, sir, God will provide,' replies the fiance.
The conversation proceeds like this, and each time the father questions, the young idealist insists that God will provide.
Later, the mother asks, 'How did it go, Honey?'
The father answers, 'He has no job and no plans, but the good news is he thinks I'm God.'
2007-12-05 04:41:12 · 23 answers · asked by .... 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha ha ha.!!!
Hey Rose manna comes from heaven, lol.!!!
Excellent joke again Lady so 10/10.!!!
Got me laughing and wondering perhaps I can find myself a father-in-law like that ha ha.!!!
Cheers.!!
Sorry can't star due to Java script not working, have reported the problem.!!
2007-12-05 04:46:54 · answer #1 · answered by JAM123 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Because Father-in-law's are Awesome! I Love mine
2016-04-07 10:43:38 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey good one! U know something i always look forward to read a joke from u! Have a star!
2007-12-05 04:49:23 · answer #3 · answered by Denz 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! Ha Ha! 100!
2007-12-05 11:59:25 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL funny
2007-12-05 07:45:08 · answer #5 · answered by Kelsey 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny, LOL
2007-12-05 06:09:34 · answer #6 · answered by Paulus 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Excellent!!! Thank you!!! 10!
2007-12-05 05:03:36 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
HA HA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! VERY very very funny we hav a comedy girl THAT WAZ BRILL THANX FOR DA LAUGH
2007-12-05 04:47:06 · answer #8 · answered by Azee_23 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha nice one,,have a star,,
2007-12-05 04:44:36 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I like that one!
2007-12-05 04:45:46 · answer #10 · answered by FreezingCold:( 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋