There was an expectant father who had spent quite some time waiting for the offspring to arrive - at his in-laws' place.
As his leave balance had gone into the red, he tells his father-in-law, "When my son comes, do not call up my office and say that I have become a father of a boy because I'll have to shell out a lot for parties. Just leave me a message that the clock has arrived. This will be our code for the arrival of the baby."
The offspring does finally arrive one day, but it's a daughter. The father-in-law now thinks to himself, "If I tell him that the clock has not arrived, he'll misunderstand and think that something has happened to the baby and come rushing over."
So the father-in-law left the following message: "The clock has arrived, but the pendulum is missing."
2007-12-05 04:44:11 · 12 answers · asked by .... 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
correction, the pendulum is still very active and not missing, just ask mum
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2007-12-05 09:50:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-12-05 13:37:00 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OK, I like it! My pendulum is quite fine, thank you very much!
2007-12-05 06:07:00 · answer #3 · answered by Paulus 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hehehe, carpy's pendulum is very active hun, pmsl
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2007-12-05 10:39:37 · answer #4 · answered by tastybits 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Clever! Another good one, Rose! *star*
2007-12-05 05:30:43 · answer #5 · answered by Andrea H 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
your on a roll babes nice one
2007-12-05 23:36:51 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha another excellent joke*
2007-12-05 17:08:09 · answer #7 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny
nice and good to read.
2007-12-05 13:57:13 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
like m lol
2007-12-05 04:56:11 · answer #9 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He he he another good one,,,,,
2007-12-05 04:47:36 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋