A couple was going out for the evening. They had gotten ready, all dolled up, cat put out, etc. The taxi arrived, and as the couple walked out the door, the cat shot back in. They didn't want the cat shut in the house, so the wife went out to the taxi while the husband went upstairs to chase the cat out.
The wife, not wanting it known that the house will be empty explained to the taxi driver, "He's just going upstairs to say goodbye to my mother."
A few minutes later, the husband gets into the cab. "Sorry I took so long," he said. "Stupid old thing was hiding under the bed and I had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out!"
2007-12-05 04:45:56 · 18 answers · asked by .... 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha ha ha an old one of mine. hope you get the response i did
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2007-12-05 04:50:28 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
Funny! 100!
2007-12-05 21:32:07 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha.!!!
Wonder what the Taxi driver thought of him, lol poking an old lady with a coat hanger ha ha.!!!
Brilliant joke Rose.!!!
Cheers lady.!!!
2007-12-05 12:51:44 · answer #3 · answered by JAM123 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
That is a great joke right now when I am about to eat lunch. Fortunately I was not drinking any
thing when I read it. Otherwise I would have lost it because I laughed so hard.
2007-12-05 12:55:03 · answer #4 · answered by candle 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
haha I liked it.I have heard it before but still like it.If this was in my in-box,send by a friend,does it make it ''mine''? Is it not possible that it has circulated in thousand of peoples in-boxes also????.People will you please stop calling a joke ''mine'' unless you actually made it!!!!!!!
Same goes for the empty heads who reply ,for 2 points,with a link,either to some website,or a previously posted joke in YA.
Do understand that when the title is the same or similar,the poster gets a message on their screen.If title is not same or similar there is no way of knowing.Yahoo does not run this uttility for the actuall text,I wish they did.Never the less ,there are always people who may have not heard a joke before,or find something funny ,where others have not !!!Many thanx!
2007-12-05 13:36:44 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋
that let the cat out of the bag
2007-12-05 14:55:05 · answer #6 · answered by avalanche 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's funny. Good one.
2007-12-05 14:01:49 · answer #7 · answered by Paulus 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
thats funny. the first time i didnt get it
2007-12-05 13:10:29 · answer #8 · answered by Brodeur 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
pmsl hun, that was excellent hun
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2007-12-05 18:34:26 · answer #9 · answered by tastybits 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha good one!
2007-12-05 12:52:16 · answer #10 · answered by Denz 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋