A man was in court for a double murder, and the judge said, "You are charged with beating your wife to death with a hammer."
A voice at the back of the courtroom yelled out, "You b@stard!"
The judge continued, "You are also charged with beating your mother-in-law to death with a hammer."
Again, the voice at the back of the courtroom yelled out, "You damned b@stard!"
The judge stopped, looked at the man in the back of the courtroom, and said, "Sir, I can understand your anger and frustration at this crime, but I will not have any more of these outbursts from you, or I shall charge you with contempt! Now is that a problem?"
The man at the back of the court stood up and responded, "For fifteen years, I have lived next door to that b@stard, and every time I asked to borrow a hammer ... he said he never had one!"
2007-12-05 04:56:22 · 18 answers · asked by .... 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
now that was funny thanks for the laughs babes
2007-12-05 23:38:46 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 100!
2007-12-05 10:41:44 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
2/10
2007-12-05 04:59:51 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 4⤋
First joke on yahoo to actually make me lmao
i give you a star
2007-12-05 05:39:07 · answer #4 · answered by joe b 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
haha funny,like it !!!
notice to empty heads.....jokes that may be present in your in box are NOT your personal mental property.
jokes posted in the past ,by you ,or someone else,if the title is different ,the poster is in no position to know that.
in the event that you think that anyone is posting something you posted why the ownership/nasty comments and not just feel flatered ,that someone may be using ''your'' sense of humor ????(questionable ,as seen from your comments,in the first place) !!!
freakin :I often seen jokes I posted ,reposted by you,out of politeness and because I do not treat what's in my inbox as my own personal mental property,I never said nothing,tho I did mention it to one of your contacts,when I read her comment about ''some kid stealing ''your'' jokes !!!!!! Wake up or just try and grow up !!!
2007-12-05 05:51:03 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
LoL 4/10
2007-12-05 05:02:53 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 2⤋
Hilarious!!! 15/10!!!
2007-12-05 05:18:46 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 3⤋
very funny as totally funny
cool and nice
good to read..
2007-12-05 14:09:54 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one!
2007-12-05 05:55:47 · answer #9 · answered by Paulus 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
chuck him in the slammer too
2007-12-05 09:41:58 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
that was funny . u hit the nail on the head!!
2007-12-05 06:52:05 · answer #11 · answered by avalanche 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋