Robert Johnson had been retired for a year when his wife of fifty years suggested one day, "Why don't we take a cruise for a week and make wild passionate love like we did when we were young?"
He thought it over and agreed. Bob put on his hat and coat and went down to the corner drug store. He stepped up to the counter and asked for a bottle of seasick pills and a box of condoms.
Upon returning home his wife greeted him at the door saying, "You know dear, I've been thinking it over. I see no reason why we couldn't manage a month-long cruise. so we could relax and make wild passionate love like we did when we were young."
Bob smiled, turned around, and went back to the pharmacy. He stepped up and ordered 12 bottles of seasick pills and a dozen boxes of condoms. Upon returning back home, his wife met him on the porch with a big smile on her face. "Bob, I have a marvelous idea. You know, now that our children are all on their own, there's nothing to stop us from cruising around the world."
"I'll be right back," he said. Back to the drug store he went. When he approached the pharmacy counter, the druggist looked up with a puzzled grin. Bob sheepishly ordered 200 bottles of seasick pills and the same number of boxes of condoms.
The startled pharmacist busied himself filling the order, then passed the wrapped package across the counter saying, "You know, Mr. Johnson, you've been doing business with me for over thirty years. I certainly don't mean to pry, but if it makes you that sick, why do you keep doing it?"
2007-12-05 04:59:51 · 29 answers · asked by .... 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMAO! That was awesome! *star*
2007-12-05 05:02:45 · answer #1 · answered by Andrea H 7 · 4⤊ 2⤋
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2016-10-10 07:58:36 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Where do I sign up for the cruise, minus the pills, LOL.
2007-12-05 05:54:01 · answer #3 · answered by Paulus 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Clever!
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2007-12-05 05:04:10 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
looks like bob's got his work cut out for him
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2007-12-05 09:38:23 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
sick bob!
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2007-12-05 05:10:54 · answer #6 · answered by Amrin 2 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Ha Ha u have done it again star 4 u!
2007-12-05 05:45:08 · answer #7 · answered by Denz 5 · 3⤊ 2⤋
Excellent pmsl, another cracker from you hun.
2007-12-05 17:19:28 · answer #8 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
haha thats sooo funny
2007-12-05 10:21:54 · answer #9 · answered by delinastarz 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hehehe, i dont, get seasick hun, pmsl
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2007-12-05 10:23:21 · answer #10 · answered by tastybits 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Great job!
Star 4 u!
2007-12-05 05:40:11 · answer #11 · answered by Curious Taka 5 · 3⤊ 2⤋