Two mothers were talking about their sons. The first said, "My son is such a saint. He works hard, doesn't smoke, and he hasn't so much as looked at a woman in over two years."
The other woman said, "Well, my son is a saint himself. Not only hasn't he not looked at a woman in over three years, but he hasn't touched a drop of liquor in all that time."
"My word," the first mother said. "You must be so proud."
I am," the second mother replied. "And when he's paroled next month, I'm going to throw him a big party."
2007-12-05 04:52:18 · 20 answers · asked by .... 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
very funny
2007-12-05 05:16:17 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 3⤋
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2016-10-10 07:58:09 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the love of a mother ah!
2007-12-05 05:24:44 · answer #3 · answered by lala girl 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
good job girl glad you did not put name in hahaha
2007-12-05 23:41:39 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's good. I'm glad he's in solitary!!! LOL
2007-12-05 05:58:45 · answer #5 · answered by Paulus 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
my answer it's funny and good to read i like it
2007-12-05 14:03:18 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is a true Mother's love.
I love that joke.
Thanks.
2007-12-05 04:57:21 · answer #7 · answered by candle 7 · 3⤊ 2⤋
lol he's a jail bird, good joke.
2007-12-05 17:14:33 · answer #8 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hehehe, bet he's teetotal now, pmsl
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2007-12-05 10:29:25 · answer #9 · answered by tastybits 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha like it
2007-12-05 09:25:43 · answer #10 · answered by jenny flower 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thats a great one!
2007-12-05 04:55:09 · answer #11 · answered by Freakin 6 · 3⤊ 2⤋