A woman goes into a tattoo parlor and tells the tattoo artist that she wants a tattoo of a turkey on her right thigh right up just below her bikini line. She also wants him to put "Happy Thanksgiving" under the turkey.
So the guy does it and it comes out looking really good. The woman then instructs him to put a Santa Clause with "Merry Christmas" up on her left thigh. So the guy does it and it comes out looking good too.
As the woman is getting dressed to leave, the tattoo artist says, "If you don't mind, could you tell me why you had me put such unusual tattoos on your thighs?"
The woman replied, "I'm sick and tired of my husband complaining all the time that there's nothing good to eat between Thanksgiving and Christmas."
2007-12-05 05:02:28 · 24 answers · asked by .... 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I must remember that one PMSL
2007-12-05 06:23:36 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 100!
2007-12-05 10:42:40 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats a good 1 its really funny
2007-12-05 10:23:23 · answer #3 · answered by delinastarz 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
a rare commodity in a woman ha ha ha
star
2007-12-05 09:34:21 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOL funny! 10/10 star
2007-12-05 05:06:13 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
Ha ha ha.!!!
Well now he has something good to eat, lol.!!!
Excellent again Rose so 10/10.!!!
Cheers Lady you always make me smile.!!
2007-12-05 05:08:26 · answer #6 · answered by JAM123 7 · 3⤊ 2⤋
very funny
2007-12-05 06:47:59 · answer #7 · answered by avalanche 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Very Good!!
2007-12-05 05:06:11 · answer #8 · answered by j.pee69 6 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Super. I never heard that one. Great!
2007-12-05 05:48:09 · answer #9 · answered by Paulus 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋
I wish i was her husband lol. Have a star!
2007-12-05 05:19:10 · answer #10 · answered by Denz 5 · 2⤊ 2⤋