Entertainment & Music - 2 December 2007

I was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked me for a couple of dollars for dinner.
I took out my wallet, got out ten dollars and asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy wine with it instead of dinner?" "No I had to stop drinking years ago", the homeless woman told me. "Will you use it to go shopping instead of buying food?" I asked. "No, I don't waste time shopping," the homeless woman said. "I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive." "Will you spend this on a beauty salon instead of food?" asked. "Are you NUTS !" replied the homeless woman. " I haven't had my hair done in 20 years!" "Well," I said, "I'm not going to give you the money. Instead, I'm going to take you out for dinner with my husband and me tonight." The homeless Woman was shocked. "Won't your husband be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting." I said, "That's okay. It's important for him to see what a woman looks like after she has given up shopping, hair appointments, and wine."

2007-12-02 10:27:48 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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whats the worst film in the world?

2007-12-02 10:27:26 · 34 answers · asked by kirsty lou 2 in Movies

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What is your favorite online game?

This is mine:
http://www.thewrestlinggame.com/wg.asp?w=45713

So what's yours?

2007-12-02 10:26:21 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Sound of Music or Mary Poppins, which is your fave?

2007-12-02 10:25:49 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Should I begin driving in METRIC to save fuel?

My car gets 23 MILES per gallon but 36.8 KILOMETERS per gallon!!!

2007-12-02 10:25:25 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Favorite Comedians?

top five comedians in no particular order

brian regan
jim gaffigan
christopher titus
demetri martin
stephen wright

not Dane Cook

2007-12-02 10:25:09 · 32 answers · asked by wheretheheckami? 4 in Polls & Surveys

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How many times have you died?

How many times do you think you have left?

I think that if a cat has 9 lives, sharks have around 14. I've did 3 times, so I should have 11 lives left.

2007-12-02 10:25:06 · 50 answers · asked by Mako 7 in Polls & Surveys

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What product had the "20 mule team"?

2007-12-02 10:24:26 · 6 answers · asked by charks love 6 in Polls & Surveys

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What kind of a person can actually sit for more that 30 seconds and watch Jerry Springer?

I've caught his show from time to time, and am convinced that the only people on earth who would agree to be on are complete idiots and losers. How could Springer exploit people's weirdness like that? He himself even insults them sometimes, and they don't even realize they've just been insulted.

2007-12-02 10:24:18 · 17 answers · asked by Geri42 7 in Talk Shows

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What can you do with one finger?

i'll start....um.....you can get to know your doctor better ;P

2007-12-02 10:23:53 · 40 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Try it?.....funny ?

A woman and her boyfriend are out having a few drinks.
While they're sitting here having a good time together
she starts talking about this really great new drink.
The more she talks about it, the more excited she gets, and
starts trying to talk her boyfriend into having one.
After a while he gives in and lets her order the drink for
him. The bartender brings the drink and puts the following
on the bar:
A saltshaker,
a shot of Baileys,
and a shot of lime juice.
The boyfriend looks at the items quizzically and the woman
explains. "First you put a bit of the salt on your tongue,
next you drink the shot of Baileys and hold it in your mouth,
and finally you drink the lime
juice."
So, the boyfriend, trying to go along and please her, goes
for it.
He puts the salt on his tongue -- salty but OK.
He drinks the shot of Baileys - smooth, rich, cool, very
pleasant. He thinks - this is OK.
Finally he picks up the lime
juice and drinks it.

2007-12-02 10:22:14 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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Good drug-related movies?

Okay, so I have seen the movies Spun & Requiem for a Dream, they are two of my all time favorite movies, do any of you know any other good drug-related movies that are sort of like those two?

Thank you very much.

2007-12-02 10:21:55 · 14 answers · asked by kara skeetskeet 2 in Movies

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2007:-( 2008:-))?

I am a Pisces, and I think the 2007 wasn`t great for me ( does it have to do with the sign?? ), will it be 2008 better?? - Do you think the same? That 2007 wasn`t great? If so, say why;-)

2007-12-02 10:21:46 · 2 answers · asked by ;-P 3 in Horoscopes

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Any idea what movie? A man loses his short term memory and tatoos his body daily to put the peices together???

In the end, when he puts it all together he finds out that he had killed his wife and daughter, and the tragedy caused his memory loss.

2007-12-02 10:21:01 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

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Soo..Have you thought of a new years resolution yett?

huh?
ehh..i'm still thinking :]

2007-12-02 10:20:53 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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How often do you check your emails? Do you always respond?

2007-12-02 10:20:48 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Poll: If you could use your power for good or evil, what would it be?

2007-12-02 10:20:32 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Precious....funny ?

.. Two southern girls were sitting on their front porch
one evening. One girl had just arrived back from New York
and she was telling her girlfriend about some of the sites
she had seen in the big city. In a heavy southern drawl, she
says,
"You know, they have women up there who have sex with
other women."
In a whispered voice, her friend replies, "Oh, my!
What do they call them?"
"They call them lesbians. "And there's
men who have sex with other men, "says the women.
"They call them homosexuals."
Then, she pauses, lowers her voice even more and says, "And,
they have these men up there that will put their face in a
woman's privates and kiss all around...
"Do tell!"gasps her friend, "What do
they call them?"

"Heck if I know, I just patted him on the head and called
him Precious."

2007-12-02 10:20:13 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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i just can't get enough farting.?

i am in my mid 20's and farting has not gotten old. i crack up at each and every one. sometimes i'm in tears. i rate them, name them, give them moods, have special 'farting chairs' which make the noise so much louder, i eat special foods to fart more, i trap them under my blanket to engulf in the stench a bit later, i fart in the shower cause it echos, in the tub because it bubbles, etc. etc. etc.
i love larry the cable guy cause he mentions 'walking farts' etc.
i just love farting.
do you?

2007-12-02 10:19:56 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Flat Tire.....funny ?

Jones is driving past the state mental hospital when his
left rear
tire suffers a flat. While Jones is changing the tire, another
car
goes by, running over the hub cap in which Jones was keeping
the lug
nuts. the nuts are all knocked into a nearby storm drain.

Jones is at a loss for what to do and is about to go call a cab
when
he hears a shout from behind the hospital fence, where one
of the
inmates has been watching the whole thing.

"Hey, pal! Why don't you just take one lug nut
off each of the other
three wheels? That'll hold your tires on until you
can get to a garage
or something."

Jones is startled by the patient's seeming rationality,
but realizes
the plan will work, and installs the spare tire without
incident.
Before he leaves, he calls back to the patient. "You
know, that was
pretty sharp thinking. Why do they have you in there?"

The patient smiles and says, "I'm in here because
I'm crazy, not
because I'm stupid!!!!