I was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked me for a couple of dollars for dinner.
I took out my wallet, got out ten dollars and asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy wine with it instead of dinner?" "No I had to stop drinking years ago", the homeless woman told me. "Will you use it to go shopping instead of buying food?" I asked. "No, I don't waste time shopping," the homeless woman said. "I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive." "Will you spend this on a beauty salon instead of food?" asked. "Are you NUTS !" replied the homeless woman. " I haven't had my hair done in 20 years!" "Well," I said, "I'm not going to give you the money. Instead, I'm going to take you out for dinner with my husband and me tonight." The homeless Woman was shocked. "Won't your husband be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting." I said, "That's okay. It's important for him to see what a woman looks like after she has given up shopping, hair appointments, and wine."
2007-12-02 10:27:48 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Dark_Ang... I know what you mean, but it isn't meant to be a dig at the homeless but at frugal hubbies. LOL!
2007-12-02 10:31:52 · update #1
Everona9... PMSL I am sure he will love you for that. :))
2007-12-02 10:35:01 · update #2
♥~{hersh Errr. No hun, I didn't. Just my sense of humour. :))
2007-12-02 10:48:22 · update #3
Ha ha ha.!!!
That is Excellent Helen.!!!
10/10.!!!
From a man Cheers.!!
2007-12-02 10:36:06 · answer #1 · answered by JAM123 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 100!
2007-12-02 10:37:02 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
awww i hope u took her out 2 dinner but anyways my grandma did the same except shes like r u gonna spend thisd money on beer and hes like no only food and my grams like then ill take u out for diiner and hes like o well then nvm and asked some1 else thats oo funy though ima wanna show that 2 my daddy so he takes me shoppping!!!! well i mean all the time......
2007-12-02 10:43:32 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
superb!!!! LOL!! One for my series. i'm going to take under consideration this for days, while issues get undesirable. Wow, this is an ideal comedian tale. thank you! advantages on you! Ha, i'm going to be smiling all night now, lol.
2016-09-30 11:26:29 · answer #4 · answered by bardin 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
o so funny seems like u actually did it
lol
thanx for posting
gave me my laugh 4 the day
2007-12-02 11:03:53 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I actually will print that out and put inside my husband s newspapers tomorrow
2007-12-02 10:33:42 · answer #6 · answered by Everona97 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol i get your point
you meen that
girls are nothing without shopping, hair appointments and wine
2007-12-02 10:38:52 · answer #7 · answered by edd.hewett 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very funny lol
2007-12-02 18:07:49 · answer #8 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL i mean LOL im sure you made i good point to your husband
2007-12-02 10:31:19 · answer #9 · answered by Drock 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's cool. Very funny.
2007-12-02 10:31:21 · answer #10 · answered by Eva K 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋