Jones is driving past the state mental hospital when his
left rear
tire suffers a flat. While Jones is changing the tire, another
car
goes by, running over the hub cap in which Jones was keeping
the lug
nuts. the nuts are all knocked into a nearby storm drain.
Jones is at a loss for what to do and is about to go call a cab
when
he hears a shout from behind the hospital fence, where one
of the
inmates has been watching the whole thing.
"Hey, pal! Why don't you just take one lug nut
off each of the other
three wheels? That'll hold your tires on until you
can get to a garage
or something."
Jones is startled by the patient's seeming rationality,
but realizes
the plan will work, and installs the spare tire without
incident.
Before he leaves, he calls back to the patient. "You
know, that was
pretty sharp thinking. Why do they have you in there?"
The patient smiles and says, "I'm in here because
I'm crazy, not
because I'm stupid!!!!
2007-12-02 10:19:53 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Lol honey now that's what I call real crazy advice,here have a star and thanks for the laugh.xxxx
2007-12-02 12:23:47 · answer #1 · answered by Wonderstar 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Tehehehe
2007-12-02 10:42:08 · answer #2 · answered by YollyDolly 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-12-02 10:30:02 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Makes since.
2007-12-02 10:30:10 · answer #4 · answered by Bruce L 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha, very funny, 10/10 and star.
2007-12-02 20:42:46 · answer #5 · answered by xyz 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Bwaaaaaaaaaa-hahahahahaha.....!!
2007-12-02 10:31:19 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats is 100out of 10.very funny.
2007-12-02 10:47:52 · answer #7 · answered by mrs_pipesmoker 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO! That was good! *star* for you!
2007-12-02 11:56:21 · answer #8 · answered by Andrea H 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha loved it lol.
2007-12-02 14:33:37 · answer #9 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol pretty good :)
2015-04-26 12:49:04 · answer #10 · answered by brian 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋