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i am in my mid 20's and farting has not gotten old. i crack up at each and every one. sometimes i'm in tears. i rate them, name them, give them moods, have special 'farting chairs' which make the noise so much louder, i eat special foods to fart more, i trap them under my blanket to engulf in the stench a bit later, i fart in the shower cause it echos, in the tub because it bubbles, etc. etc. etc.
i love larry the cable guy cause he mentions 'walking farts' etc.
i just love farting.
do you?

2007-12-02 10:19:56 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

33 answers

I love farting.It brings joy to my life.I laugh all the time.

2007-12-04 11:44:15 · answer #1 · answered by faithfulangelhun 3 · 1 0

Oh my gosh. I don't do things like that but I do think them funny. I'm 15 and a sophmore and I find it rather embarrasing if something like that happens in class but other wise I do crack up everytime. I think you are a child at heart and always will be lol. Don't let anyone call you strange, weird, an idiot, or stupid just because you do stuff like that. It's who you are and you shouldn't have to change that because of people's views of your actions.

2007-12-02 10:29:31 · answer #2 · answered by rain_walker7 2 · 0 0

Farting is great. My personal favorite is silent but violent. A good quiet, stinky, Taco Bell fart. It can clear a room without a noise.

2007-12-02 10:23:33 · answer #3 · answered by Alone in a crowd 5 · 2 0

You should do kegal excises to work your muscles down there, when there not being worked people pass gas more frequently and by the tI'me one is 40 they can lose control of there urinating too and im sure you dont want that to happen.

your fascination with passing gas is common your just brave enough to admit it, its sounds grouse but if thats what "toots" your boat have fun!

2007-12-02 10:24:10 · answer #4 · answered by laylajai74 5 · 1 0

Guys must love you because you have the same kind of bad tase sense of humor as they do! I'll bet you like the 3 Stooges too!

2007-12-02 10:31:26 · answer #5 · answered by Flying Dragon 7 · 0 0

No, severe passing will merely air inner decrease g.i. drinks that produce all the classic symtoms of diaper rash (painfully so), long earlier fabric starts off to decay. lots an identical applies to passage of stool or urine. The ignition of inner gas discharge additionally fails to locate potential to area the lay of uncomplicated fabric weaves.

2016-10-18 21:29:22 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

I love farting, I just did one and it smells insanely bad.

ROTFLMAO *farttttttttttttttttt*

2007-12-02 10:23:54 · answer #7 · answered by . 5 · 1 0

Yeesh, there's a fine line between an obsession and a mental illness...

2007-12-02 10:24:59 · answer #8 · answered by x_RadiantEclipse_x 6 · 2 1

I know what you mean sometines when you fart you can`t help but laugh.

2007-12-02 10:23:08 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

WOW ..I bet you try to bite the bubbles when you fart in the bathtub don't you ...lol

2007-12-02 10:25:03 · answer #10 · answered by little eagle 4 · 2 1

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