.. Two southern girls were sitting on their front porch
one evening. One girl had just arrived back from New York
and she was telling her girlfriend about some of the sites
she had seen in the big city. In a heavy southern drawl, she
says,
"You know, they have women up there who have sex with
other women."
In a whispered voice, her friend replies, "Oh, my!
What do they call them?"
"They call them lesbians. "And there's
men who have sex with other men, "says the women.
"They call them homosexuals."
Then, she pauses, lowers her voice even more and says, "And,
they have these men up there that will put their face in a
woman's privates and kiss all around...
"Do tell!"gasps her friend, "What do
they call them?"
"Heck if I know, I just patted him on the head and called
him Precious."
2007-12-02 10:20:13 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Panos you really are my favourite!!!!
loved it!!!!
as usual when i read one of your jokes i am getting dirty looks from my boss!!!lol
x
2007-12-02 23:27:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol Panos you really had me with this one I freaked laughing where do you get them I loved this one the best,here is your star.xxx
2007-12-02 12:27:32 · answer #2 · answered by Wonderstar 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-12-02 10:53:51 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh wow
Does that mean she did all of them?
Well the ones that she could do
2007-12-02 10:41:28 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I love it! Another good one from Panos!! *star* material.
2007-12-02 11:57:36 · answer #5 · answered by Andrea H 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol, 10/10, star, excellent and hilarious.
2007-12-02 20:40:59 · answer #6 · answered by xyz 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think I know that lady, lol.
2007-12-02 20:18:39 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha lmao hilarious!
2007-12-02 11:09:15 · answer #8 · answered by samantha 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
heh heh heh chuckle chuckle ha ha ha ha it's a good un.
2007-12-02 11:24:54 · answer #9 · answered by sarah b 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats good lol
2007-12-02 10:39:32 · answer #10 · answered by Blondie 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋