A woman and her boyfriend are out having a few drinks.
While they're sitting here having a good time together
she starts talking about this really great new drink.
The more she talks about it, the more excited she gets, and
starts trying to talk her boyfriend into having one.
After a while he gives in and lets her order the drink for
him. The bartender brings the drink and puts the following
on the bar:
A saltshaker,
a shot of Baileys,
and a shot of lime juice.
The boyfriend looks at the items quizzically and the woman
explains. "First you put a bit of the salt on your tongue,
next you drink the shot of Baileys and hold it in your mouth,
and finally you drink the lime
juice."
So, the boyfriend, trying to go along and please her, goes
for it.
He puts the salt on his tongue -- salty but OK.
He drinks the shot of Baileys - smooth, rich, cool, very
pleasant. He thinks - this is OK.
Finally he picks up the lime
juice and drinks it.
2007-12-02 10:22:14 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
In one second the sharp lime taste hits, at two seconds the
Baileys curdles, at three seconds the salty curdled bitter
taste hits.
This triggers his gag reflex
but being manly, and not wanting to disappoint his girlfriend,
he swallows the
now nasty drink. When he finally chokes it down he turns
to his girlfriend, and
says, "Jesus, what do you call that drink?"
She smiles widely at him and says,
"Blow*ob Revenge"
2007-12-02 10:22:45 · update #1
Excuse me while I retrieve my jaw off the floor!!
Never in a million years would have ever expected that!!
I'm so gobsmacked - where do I put the star .......... .......... ....... *
2007-12-02 10:29:05 · answer #1 · answered by ? 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOL! I could kinda guess it had something to do with that before I read the punchline, but it was still hilarious.
2007-12-02 10:25:55 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Star, 10/10, it made me chuckle,so thnx for posting.
2007-12-02 20:31:16 · answer #3 · answered by xyz 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I bet you was gagging to tell that one!!!
Gr8 one.
I'll try that one at Christmas in the pub.
2007-12-02 10:27:36 · answer #4 · answered by MikeD2 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
OMG that was funny , excellent and pmsl
great joke hun*
2007-12-02 14:37:23 · answer #5 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOVED it as usual!!!!
Havnt read one of your jokes in a while!!
Nice to see your face again!
x
2007-12-02 21:35:03 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!! I giggled and gaggled my gorgeous ar$e off! A Star for you!!!
2007-12-02 20:49:49 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Checkmate!! LMAO!!
2007-12-02 11:54:46 · answer #8 · answered by Andrea H 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Oh wow
That is nasty
2007-12-02 10:28:17 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
hehehe, excellent hun, pmsl
2007-12-02 12:19:22 · answer #10 · answered by tastybits 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋