Entertainment & Music - 1 December 2007

2007-12-01 05:09:31 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

There is michael jackson,pope and 2 kids on a plane that is just aboot to smash.Michael Jackson and the pope are looking for some parachutes for them and kids but they only find 2 so they say to each other ''we have to jump of ourselfes '' sed pope.Then micheal jackson says ''wat about the kids?'' and the pope replied ;;ooohhhhhhhh fack them'' and michael jackson replied there is no time;''

lol hope u hav fun

2007-12-01 05:08:35 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Who and what did you think of before clicking the question?
;-)

2007-12-01 05:08:35 · 46 answers · asked by istanbul bogazi in the Queendom 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-01 05:08:24 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

1) Invent something that doesn't exist yet. What does it do?

2) What superpower would you have and why?

3) Create a monster. Name it. Tell me about it.

4) Solve one world problem. How will you do it?

5) Who do respect most in your life. Why?

6) You've been chosen to go to outer space. Will you go?

7) What's something you take for granted?

8) Become an animal. What animal are you? Why?

9) "When I'm a Parent..." (If you are already, skip down)

10) Listen as you type. What do you hear?

11) What color do you feel like today? Why?

12) Pick one: Love, Money, Fame, or Friendship.

13) "My favorite hobby is..."

14) "The things I truly need/want in my life to make me happy..."

15) "My dream is..."

2007-12-01 05:08:10 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

mom calls the husband a 'b@$t@rd' & then the dad calls the wife a "*****" & billy goes to his mom & says "mom what's a ***** & a b@$t@rd?" & the mom say "well, a ***** is a lady & a b@$t@rd is a gentlemen" & then later billy goes outside & listens to his neighbors, and hears "Put your p3n!$ in my v@g!na@!" So Billy goes to his mom & says "mom whats a p3n!$ & v@g!n@?" His moms say "Well Billy, a p3n!$ is a hat & a v@g!n@ is a coat" & then later billy sees his dad shaving & cuts himself andsays "$hyt" & billy said "Dad, whats $hyt"
& then his dad says "Well billy, $hyt is a type of Shaving cream " & then billy goes to see his mom cutting the turkey & his mom cuts her finger & says "fu**!" & then billy says to his mom "Mom whats f**k?" "Well billy f**k is a way of cutting the turkey" & Then later the guests arrive & billy goes to them & says"Hello b*tch3s & b@$tards, may I take p3n!s's & v@g!n@s, my dad's upstairs wiping $hyt off his face & my mom is in the kitchen f**k!ng the Turkey"

2007-12-01 05:08:09 · 5 answers · asked by omg_itz_nancy 2 in Jokes & Riddles

are breathing? Why or why not?
Not so much for me~

2007-12-01 05:07:47 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

It seems a gentleman had too much alcohol at a party, was heading home, and was pulled over by a state trooper. Upon being tested, the fellow couldn't walk a straight line any more than he could drive one, so the trooper wrote out a ticket and had just given it to the driver before an accident in the opposite lane took his attention to more important matters.

The inebriated driver, figuring that the trooper wasn't coming back to him, drove home and went to bed. he was awakened in the morning by a knock at the door, created by two more state troopers.

"Are you Mr. Johnson?" the asked? He admitted that he was.

"Were you pulled over at Main Street last night for driving under the influence?" Again, the man admitted that was he.

"And what did you do then," the troopers asked." The man replied that he drove his car home and went to bed.

"Where is your car now?" the troopers enquired. The man answered that it was in the garage.

"May we see the car?" asked the troopers. The man answered, "Sure," and opened the garage.

Inside the garage was the state troopers car.

2007-12-01 05:05:46 · 12 answers · asked by .... 6 in Jokes & Riddles

I see alot of unique characters and phrases and stuff like that which I assume is being used by people who vote on their own answers.

Just curious, not judging.

Don't know why else you would put the same thing in all of your responses though.

2007-12-01 05:05:13 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-01 05:03:16 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

John and Jessica were on their way home from the bar one night and John got pulled over by the police. The officer told John that he was stopped because his tail light was burned out. John said, "I'm very sorry officer, I didn't realize it was out, I'll get it fixed right away."

Just then Jessica said, "I knew this would happen when I told you two days ago to get that light fixed."

So the officer asked for John's license and after looking at it said, "Sir your license has expired."

And again John apologized and mentioned that he didn't realize that it had expired and would take care of it first thing in the morning.

Jessica said, "I told you a week ago that the state sent you a letter telling you that your license had expired."

Well by this time, John is a bit upset with his wife contradicting him in front of the officer, and he said in a rather loud voice, "Jessica, shut your mouth!" pr0perty0fgl0wp0rt

The officer then leaned over toward Jessica and asked. "Does your husband always talk to you like that?"

Jessica replied, "only when he's drunk."

2007-12-01 05:02:42 · 13 answers · asked by .... 6 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-12-01 05:01:16 · 1 answers · asked by fasfaf a 2 in Other - Music

the band

2007-12-01 05:01:09 · 13 answers · asked by Top_Gear_Biggest_Fan 5 in Rock and Pop

A man walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk. he staggers up to the bar, seats himself on a stool, and with a belch, asks the bartender for a drink.

The bartender politely informs the man that it appears that he has already had plenty to drink--he could not be served additional liquor at this bar but could get a cab called for him.

The drunk is briefly surprised then softly scoffs, grumbles, climbs down off the bar stool, and staggers out the front door.

A few minutes later, the same drunk stumbles in the side door of the bar. He wobbles up to the bar and hollers for a drink. The bartender comes over, and still politely--but more firmly refuses service to the man due to his inebriation. Again, the bartender offers to call a cab for him.

The drunk looks at the bartender for a moment angrily, curses, and shows himself out the side door, all the while grumbling and shaking his head.

A few minutes later, the same drunk bursts in through the back door of the bar. He plops himself up on a bar stool, gathers his wits, and belligerently orders a drink.

The bartender comes over and emphatically reminds the man that he is clearly drunk, will be served no drinks, and either a cab or the police will be called immediately.

The surprised drunk looks at the bartender and in hopeless anguish, cries "Man! How many bars do you work at?"

2007-12-01 05:00:42 · 12 answers · asked by .... 6 in Jokes & Riddles

Can you not let anything go and feel the need to seek revenge on everyone who does something to you?

2007-12-01 04:59:37 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

This is me and my mom. She is Italian and I am half Italian and half Black.Are we pretty?
http://i208.photobucket.com/albums/bb67/Tiaad/Mommy.jpg
http://i208.photobucket.com/albums/bb67/Tiaad/tb-1.jpg

2007-12-01 04:59:36 · 22 answers · asked by Allie G 1 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-01 04:59:35 · 17 answers · asked by Charles B 2 in Polls & Surveys

do you usually have a real tree, fake tree or fibre optic...i love real tree's but not so much the mess...take care.x.

2007-12-01 04:58:37 · 28 answers · asked by *!_wtf_!* 4 in Polls & Surveys

If you copy and paste the questions it makes it easier for you to answer and me to read ☺ ♥ I hope you enjoy.



1. Last cigarette:


2. Last beverage:


3. Last phone call:


4. Last txt message:


5. Last CD played:


6.Last bubble bath:


7.Last time you cried?:


8. Last meal:



9. Have you ever dated someone twice?


10. Have you ever been cheated on?


11. Have you ever bought condoms?


12. Have you ever fallen in love?


13. Have you ever lost someone?


14. Have you ever been depressed?


15. Have you ever been drunk?

2007-12-01 04:57:43 · 35 answers · asked by tinker 4 in Polls & Surveys

I'm guessing he didn't major in English.

2007-12-01 04:56:42 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

My family and I have the tradition that we bake cookies every year: chocolate chip, white chocolate, sugar, and black walnut. What about you?

2007-12-01 04:56:40 · 9 answers · asked by ♥♫i luv♥♫juicy fruit♥♫gum 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-01 04:56:33 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

What music did you raise them on? Did you play them your favorites or on the kids music before they were old enough to pick their own music? Do you agree with their music tatse now?

I'm just wondering :0)

2007-12-01 04:55:47 · 18 answers · asked by meep meep 7 in Rock and Pop

My llama has a mama. His name is Jack Sparrow.
TURN IT OFF!!!
Clifford the red nosed reindeer, had a very hairy ear, and if you ever saw him, you would want to drink his beer!

2007-12-01 04:53:05 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-01 04:51:37 · 2 answers · asked by ? 2 in Other - Music

hi guys, my daughter Carly had her baby yesterday (Layla) by ceasarean and Tomorrow is her 21st Birthday. She is feeling a bit sore, bless her and they won't let her leave hospital yet.

can you send her a nice birthday message please to cheer her up a bit. thanks in advance :-)

2007-12-01 04:51:33 · 21 answers · asked by val f1 nutter 7 in Polls & Surveys

some of the lyrics "ass get da jiggling"

2007-12-01 04:51:07 · 1 answers · asked by babydoll 1 in Lyrics

A man was killed on a Sunday. There were four prime suspects: his wife,the maid, the butler, and the chef. The wife said she was at church. The maid said she was getting the mail. The chef said he was cooking breakfast. The butler said he was preparing the table for breakfast. Who killed him?

2007-12-01 04:51:03 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-12-01 04:50:31 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

okay on the first song some of it goes like this....do it like this and do it like that. do like this and do it like...and thats all i know until the end of the chorus when they say... now come on and bring it back.

and the second song goes like this...man why you be hatin so hard (so hard) why yall wanna test my sqaud (my squad) i dont think yall want these promblems (problems) aye shawty wh you gonna start em...and thats all i know

2007-12-01 04:50:05 · 2 answers · asked by Donna T 1 in Other - Music