mom calls the husband a 'b@$t@rd' & then the dad calls the wife a "*****" & billy goes to his mom & says "mom what's a ***** & a b@$t@rd?" & the mom say "well, a ***** is a lady & a b@$t@rd is a gentlemen" & then later billy goes outside & listens to his neighbors, and hears "Put your p3n!$ in my v@g!na@!" So Billy goes to his mom & says "mom whats a p3n!$ & v@g!n@?" His moms say "Well Billy, a p3n!$ is a hat & a v@g!n@ is a coat" & then later billy sees his dad shaving & cuts himself andsays "$hyt" & billy said "Dad, whats $hyt"
& then his dad says "Well billy, $hyt is a type of Shaving cream " & then billy goes to see his mom cutting the turkey & his mom cuts her finger & says "fu**!" & then billy says to his mom "Mom whats f**k?" "Well billy f**k is a way of cutting the turkey" & Then later the guests arrive & billy goes to them & says"Hello b*tch3s & b@$tards, may I take p3n!s's & v@g!n@s, my dad's upstairs wiping $hyt off his face & my mom is in the kitchen f**k!ng the Turkey"
2007-12-01 05:08:09 · 5 answers · asked by omg_itz_nancy 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Whipping s.h.i.t off his face... Priceless... :D
2007-12-01 05:16:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's pretty funny but I couldn't really read it well o.o
2007-12-01 05:13:10 · answer #2 · answered by badwad :( 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe funny
2007-12-01 07:58:40 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol funny.
2007-12-01 05:19:07 · answer #4 · answered by i ♥ ♪♫ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol ! Funny !!!
2007-12-01 05:29:51 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋