John and Jessica were on their way home from the bar one night and John got pulled over by the police. The officer told John that he was stopped because his tail light was burned out. John said, "I'm very sorry officer, I didn't realize it was out, I'll get it fixed right away."
Just then Jessica said, "I knew this would happen when I told you two days ago to get that light fixed."
So the officer asked for John's license and after looking at it said, "Sir your license has expired."
And again John apologized and mentioned that he didn't realize that it had expired and would take care of it first thing in the morning.
Jessica said, "I told you a week ago that the state sent you a letter telling you that your license had expired."
Well by this time, John is a bit upset with his wife contradicting him in front of the officer, and he said in a rather loud voice, "Jessica, shut your mouth!" pr0perty0fgl0wp0rt
The officer then leaned over toward Jessica and asked. "Does your husband always talk to you like that?"
Jessica replied, "only when he's drunk."
2007-12-01 05:02:42 · 13 answers · asked by .... 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
You've got quite a way with the jokes haven't you?
This one is quite frankly excellent well done you again!!
Thank you very much :)
2007-12-01 05:04:54 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
As far as spirits go, I'd recommend the following in addition: Bailey's Irish Cream DiSoronno Amaretto Jameson Irish Whiskey (at least the blend, but I rec. 18 year also) Scotch... a high-end blend like Dalmore Cigar Malt, and a single-malt or two, Languvalin, Dalwinnie, etc. Maker's Mark Bourbon Brandy or Cognac (or both - top-shelf only) concerning Vermouth, definitely dry for martinis, etc., but I would get a bottle of sweet red also...
2016-04-07 01:50:31 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
gosh that is some good payback lol moral of the story dont make girls mad..
2007-12-01 05:08:07 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
do you ever get the feeling that a trade-in would be handy
2007-12-01 08:20:32 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
this was good but i heard a better version. it was much funnier. not that i did not laugh at this one. i did.
2007-12-01 05:14:27 · answer #5 · answered by Catholic 14 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Can you say "divorce"? LMAO! You rock, Rose! *star*
2007-12-01 05:06:04 · answer #6 · answered by Andrea H 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
took me too long to get it. durrrh. very good!
2007-12-01 05:18:46 · answer #7 · answered by Who's sarcastic? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oops, she dropped him in it now, pmsl
star time
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2007-12-01 05:27:02 · answer #8 · answered by tastybits 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's what happens when you are drunk. lol
2007-12-01 05:47:44 · answer #9 · answered by Cathleen 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
brilliant!
2007-12-01 06:32:17 · answer #10 · answered by avalanche 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋