Entertainment & Music - 1 December 2007

Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night. The waiter came and took their drink order.

"I would like a Sprite," said the first little piggy.


"I would like a Coke," said the second little piggy.

"I want beer, lots and lots of beer," said the third little piggy.

The drinks were brought out and the waiter took their orders for dinner.

"I want a nice big steak," said the first piggy.


"I would like the salad plate," said the second piggy.

"I want beer, lots and lots of beer," said the third little piggy.

The meals were brought out and a while later the waiter approached the table and asked if the piggies would like any dessert.

"I want a banana split," said the first piggy.

"I want a cheesecake," said the second piggy.

"I want beer, lots and lots of beer," exclaimed the third little piggy.


"Pardon me for asking," said the waiter to the third little piggy,"



But why have you only ordered beer all evening?"
The third piggy says -



"Well, somebody has to go 'Wee, wee, wee, all the way home!

2007-12-01 06:12:06 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

my little sis is like 2 and she loves me i don't see her very often because she lives with mine and her dad and her mom. my stepmom
and everytime she sees me she is always happy

2007-12-01 06:10:41 · 9 answers · asked by sam!!!! 4 in Polls & Surveys

(i) lie,
(ii) not answer,
(iii) answer '(e)' but not explain,
(iv) answer '(e)' and explain?

2007-12-01 06:10:25 · 2 answers · asked by Mr Bitout 5 in Polls & Surveys

gas cost where you live ? It's $3.25 a gallon here and it's getting higher everyday ! I am not gonna be able to afford it soon !

2007-12-01 06:10:05 · 14 answers · asked by IT'S JUST ME ! 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-01 06:09:53 · 8 answers · asked by jemark 6 in Polls & Surveys

I like WWE and family guy.

2007-12-01 06:07:17 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

And have it acted out in a community theater? What is there was someone famous in the audience and you got to move it on Broadway and then you were up for an Tony? Do you think you'd stay humble or would you become too good for your friends?

2007-12-01 06:06:12 · 3 answers · asked by ShrunkenFro™ 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-01 06:05:48 · 8 answers · asked by redd headd 7 in Polls & Surveys

Time and Time again, I've always had people that listen to rock music and whatnot, browse through my music collection and see almost 25gigs of pure Hip Hop, they ask why I have so much rap, and if I try to get them to listen to a song, they say "ugh thats crap, anyone can write a rap song."

I'm tired of these stupid idiots that listen to Megadeth, and Black Sabbath saying that Hip Hop is easy to write, because real hip hop is not. And what I mean by real hip hop is artists like Nas, Akir, Rakim, Mos Def, Talib Kweli, Etc. Not people like Souljia boy. If you ever take the time to listen to their lyrics, there are multiple meanings behind the songs, and they pair up with a good DJ, to make a solid track.

I'm sorry but I hate Rock Fanboys, and if you like rock, then listen to Bloc Party, Kaiser Chiefs, The Stills, Interpol, and there are a few others that I appreciate, so I'm not biased towards rock.
Great Song though - http://youtube.com/watch?v=UDCDrcZK4NE
Thats real hip hop

2007-12-01 06:05:21 · 6 answers · asked by ? 3 in Rap and Hip-Hop

What do you think Jesus' mom would buy him for Christmas?
It is his birthday, if you will.


No, Yahoo, this doesn't go under R&S, thank you very much.

2007-12-01 06:04:59 · 12 answers · asked by Just Tink 6 in Polls & Surveys

http://wrestlingfigureimages.com/ebay/shirts/carlito_bad_apple_blue_shirt.jpg

2007-12-01 06:04:59 · 33 answers · asked by REVOLVED AROUND ONE BOY ONE GIRL 1 in Polls & Surveys

Hello, on the show at the start when the judges intro an opera song plays which I have been looking for for years (Yes I know how sad that is to most people)

Anyway anyone know the name of it?

Thank you for your time and knowledge.

2007-12-01 06:04:12 · 5 answers · asked by Nexus 1 in Classical

My husband is very polite and doesn"t fight with me.Can any one tell me a UNIQUE way to start a fight.Just want to feel how it would be to fight.LOL

2007-12-01 06:00:05 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

They had some really great albums out in the early 1980's. "Get it On Credit", "Girl's Night Out", and a couple of others. I really enjoyed their music.

2007-12-01 05:59:22 · 1 answers · asked by dds 1 in Rock and Pop

2007-12-01 05:58:56 · 40 answers · asked by sweet wun 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-01 05:58:51 · 14 answers · asked by Preacher's Wife 4 in Polls & Surveys

i'm really tempted to buy one. of course, the kid's drum set.

2007-12-01 05:58:00 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I believe if you've never had it you'll never miss it.

I'm very grateful for you answers, thank you very much :)

2007-12-01 05:56:29 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-01 05:54:15 · 13 answers · asked by EnRhage 7 in Polls & Surveys

A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynecologist. The doctor takes
one look at this woman and all his professionalism goes out the
window.

Right away he tells her to undress. After she has disrobed he begins
to stroke her thigh.

As he does this he says to the woman, "Do you know what I'm doing?"

"Yes," she says, "you're checking for any abrasions or dermatolegical
abnormalities."

"That's right," says the doctor. He then begins to fondle her breasts.

"Do you know what I'm doing now?" he asks.

"Yes," says the woman, "you're checking for any lumps of breast
cancer."

"That's right," replies the doctor. He then begins to have sexual
intercourse with the woman. He says to her, "Do you know what I'm
doing now?"

"Yes," she says. "You're getting herpes."


Star it if it is funny!

2007-12-01 05:53:48 · 16 answers · asked by Denz 5 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-12-01 05:52:59 · 55 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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2007-12-01 05:52:41 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Rock and Pop

They're probably at least 2 years old... but they taste really good with my coffee. I had one last night with a New Castle... it was really good, also.

I'm eating one right now, as I type this...

I lost my self-control in the war... help.

2007-12-01 05:52:37 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-01 05:50:37 · 66 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Meaning, how many other names are in you name.

No using the same letter twice!!!!

My name is Miranda, so I have a few....
Dan
Randi
Mira
Ana
Dani
Mandi
Andi

2007-12-01 05:50:25 · 26 answers · asked by It's MIRANDA!!!! 4 in Polls & Surveys

my moms birthday is next week on tuesday and i really want to get my mom something special she's turning 43 so what should i get her !i dont want to get her clothes just something creative or something she might like
( she's not into electronics and her fav color is red she's an elem. school teacher too thanx so much

2007-12-01 05:50:15 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I'm bored...*sigh*.. : / ????




~have a nice day~

RoChEr

2007-12-01 05:49:18 · 10 answers · asked by RoChEr 5 in Polls & Surveys

wouldn't in this case, it be true to say

the King Of Pop is the CEO of CocaCola Worldwide?

2007-12-01 05:49:17 · 6 answers · asked by rockman 7 in Polls & Surveys

I was moving and it hit me that I should ask to see what you all think about it.

2007-12-01 05:49:09 · 27 answers · asked by Shane101 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-01 05:48:05 · 18 answers · asked by Nurse Susie ♥ hugs 6 in Polls & Surveys