Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night. The waiter came and took their drink order.
"I would like a Sprite," said the first little piggy.
"I would like a Coke," said the second little piggy.
"I want beer, lots and lots of beer," said the third little piggy.
The drinks were brought out and the waiter took their orders for dinner.
"I want a nice big steak," said the first piggy.
"I would like the salad plate," said the second piggy.
"I want beer, lots and lots of beer," said the third little piggy.
The meals were brought out and a while later the waiter approached the table and asked if the piggies would like any dessert.
"I want a banana split," said the first piggy.
"I want a cheesecake," said the second piggy.
"I want beer, lots and lots of beer," exclaimed the third little piggy.
"Pardon me for asking," said the waiter to the third little piggy,"
But why have you only ordered beer all evening?"
The third piggy says -
"Well, somebody has to go 'Wee, wee, wee, all the way home!
2007-12-01 06:12:06 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL, this makes my day!
2007-12-01 06:14:49 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Great 1 u deserve a star
2007-12-01 06:25:06 · answer #2 · answered by Denz 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-12-01 07:07:57 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny and piggy. u have got just enough experience in the sty, havent u?
2007-12-01 06:32:15 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha! This joke was familiar to me but I figured it out when I was reading. 5 stars!
2007-12-01 06:16:05 · answer #5 · answered by ♥Allison♥ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol! I've heard a similiar one but it was with Chicken Little and the boy said "Holy sh*t, a talking chicken!" still funny though
2016-04-07 01:56:43 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Awww I Luv that hilarus
2007-12-01 06:23:58 · answer #7 · answered by *Mяz.ωαу* 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha
2007-12-01 07:22:55 · answer #8 · answered by anon 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha i like it
2007-12-01 06:18:18 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL. i liked it
2007-12-01 06:34:31 · answer #10 · answered by Rebecca 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋