A man walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk. he staggers up to the bar, seats himself on a stool, and with a belch, asks the bartender for a drink.
The bartender politely informs the man that it appears that he has already had plenty to drink--he could not be served additional liquor at this bar but could get a cab called for him.
The drunk is briefly surprised then softly scoffs, grumbles, climbs down off the bar stool, and staggers out the front door.
A few minutes later, the same drunk stumbles in the side door of the bar. He wobbles up to the bar and hollers for a drink. The bartender comes over, and still politely--but more firmly refuses service to the man due to his inebriation. Again, the bartender offers to call a cab for him.
The drunk looks at the bartender for a moment angrily, curses, and shows himself out the side door, all the while grumbling and shaking his head.
A few minutes later, the same drunk bursts in through the back door of the bar. He plops himself up on a bar stool, gathers his wits, and belligerently orders a drink.
The bartender comes over and emphatically reminds the man that he is clearly drunk, will be served no drinks, and either a cab or the police will be called immediately.
The surprised drunk looks at the bartender and in hopeless anguish, cries "Man! How many bars do you work at?"
2007-12-01 05:00:42 · 12 answers · asked by .... 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
What a great joke well done you!!
I think I'm gonna use that one sometime.
Thank you very much :)
2007-12-01 05:04:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Lmao 10/10
2016-04-07 01:50:17 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-12-01 08:02:23 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey I said it before and i am saying it again u post the best jokes star again for u!
2007-12-01 05:44:14 · answer #4 · answered by Denz 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
call the cops, he wouldnt be allowed in my cab in that condition
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2007-12-01 08:43:54 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
busting a gut laughing very good
2007-12-01 06:36:19 · answer #6 · answered by avalanche 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe, another excellent one hun, pmsl
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2007-12-01 05:29:20 · answer #7 · answered by tastybits 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
How drunk was he!!!!! LMAO! *star*
2007-12-01 05:04:37 · answer #8 · answered by Andrea H 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol! funny!!
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2007-12-01 05:05:59 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-12-01 05:48:39 · answer #10 · answered by pixie007 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋