Entertainment & Music - 1 December 2007

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One day there was this couple sitting at the kitchen table talkin bout there sex life.They discovered that their sex life had gotten well boring.All of a sudden this alien couple landed and there yard and after a disscusion they agreed to switch sex partners.Well when the human woman saw the alien males dick she laughed cause it was no longer than 1 inch.The alien man soon discovered what was wrong so he told her that he could fix it. He hit himself on the head with his hand. It instantly grew a foot. The woman was astounished. Later when the couples went back to there normal partners the human man asked how was it. The human lady said it was great but how was yours. The man replied it was great but she keep hitting me in the head.

2007-12-01 09:40:32 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

the film was english subtitle i think it may have been italian? it was about a charasmatic guy (jewish) and a friend who went looking for work. guy falls in love with a women they end up opening a shop untill the nazis take him and his wife to the concentration camp whilst in the camp he manages to hide his little boy by making his son hide under the pretence that everthing was ok and it was just a game they where playing in the end the guy gets shoot just before the allied forces come and rescue everyone the kid included. kid gets to have a ride on the tank. would really love to know what this film is called any help would be much apprieated

2007-12-01 09:39:39 · 6 answers · asked by alfromponty 1 in Movies

Hes a big fat old man that wishes he still have his "groove and could still fit through a chimney!
Everyone dosen't even have a chimney.
No offense to people that still believe in him. I personally believe that he is somebody made from the imagination. Does he think he is God or something?
LOL. No but really why believe in him.
Oh,and are there any adults that believe in santa?

2007-12-01 09:39:22 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-01 09:38:53 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

Mine somewhat do. I have a friend that listens to nothing but metalcore/death metal, and that has had a great influence on me. But for the most part I'm the one that has an influence on people around me.

How about you?

2007-12-01 09:38:19 · 41 answers · asked by Anonymous in Rock and Pop

"Season's Greetings" and "Happy Holidays" just seemed a little too generic to me. This is more fun!

2007-12-01 09:38:15 · 21 answers · asked by Spark of Insanity 7 in Polls & Surveys

James Brown, Sam Cooke, Jackie Wilson, Barry White, Teddy Pendergrass, Frank Sinatra, Bing Crosby? Who is or was the best singer ever? Opinions?

2007-12-01 09:37:54 · 17 answers · asked by cats 7 in Polls & Surveys

the animals didnt even have to be on the f-ing boat. they live in like africa and asia and not in washington dc.

2007-12-01 09:36:59 · 23 answers · asked by daniellesoda 2 in Movies

My name is Whitney..... The object is to see how many off-the-wall nicknames for Whitney you can come up with. My favorite answer gets 10 points.

2007-12-01 09:36:37 · 15 answers · asked by Whitney 1 in Polls & Surveys

After numerous rounds of "We don't know if Osama Bin Laden is still alive", Osama decided to personally send President Bush a letter in his own handwriting to let him know he was "still in the game".

Mr. Bush opened the letter, which contained a single line of "coded" message:

370HSSV-0773H

Mr. Bush was baffled, so he sent copies to his Chief of Staff, and several Secretaries, including Condi Rice and Donald Rumsfeld. Their assistants and aides had no clue as to the meaning or translation of the code, so it was sent to the Federal Bureau of Investigation, then to the CIA and also to NASA. With no clue to the translation, they eventually asked Israel's MOSAD for help.

Within a minute, MOSAD cabled the White House with this reply:

"Tell the President he is holding the message upside down."

2007-12-01 09:36:27 · 38 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-12-01 09:35:57 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-01 09:34:59 · 40 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

All I can tell you is that it is a tribal style graphic that is on a music CD. I saw the graphic on a mans leg this past summer and it was one of the most beautiful tattos I have seen. Please help me find this CD.

2007-12-01 09:34:55 · 1 answers · asked by Rain A 1 in Movies

2007-12-01 09:34:51 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-01 09:34:29 · 26 answers · asked by Pompal 7 in Polls & Surveys

Has any of you stared in any movies?
or known anyone that had had small parts,cameos in any movies please give youror there name and the movie title plz

2007-12-01 09:33:28 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

I call mine Marky Mark and the Fuzzy Bunch.

2007-12-01 09:32:58 · 24 answers · asked by Wakes 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-01 09:32:57 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

What nationality is Santa Claus ?....






North Polish.

2007-12-01 09:32:42 · 7 answers · asked by Happy Feet 7 in Jokes & Riddles

and thought me and them together would have one wild night?

2007-12-01 09:32:34 · 48 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-01 09:31:03 · 40 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-01 09:29:30 · 18 answers · asked by matters 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-01 09:29:21 · 53 answers · asked by SHARKY Xl 5 in Polls & Surveys

have kept you awake all night....

or was that you ?!

2007-12-01 09:28:54 · 16 answers · asked by The Unknown Soldier 6 in Polls & Surveys

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa?....







Claustrophobic

2007-12-01 09:28:10 · 9 answers · asked by Happy Feet 7 in Jokes & Riddles

I'm gonna sleep right now, what about you?:)?




~good night everyone~

RoChEr

2007-12-01 09:27:56 · 17 answers · asked by RoChEr 5 in Polls & Surveys

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-8169299472941595243&q=kicked+in+the+balls&total=6337&start=100&num=10&so=0&type=search&plindex=9

2007-12-01 09:27:52 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Megadeth, Soundgarden? Who is the best rock group ever?

2007-12-01 09:27:45 · 14 answers · asked by cats 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-01 09:27:36 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Yo Momma so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs

Your mama's so fat that her belly button makes an echo

Yo momma's so fat her cerial bowl comes with a lifeguard


Your Momma's so fat, when she blinks, her eyelids clap!

Yo mamma's so old, she farts dust.

Yo mamma's so old, she ows Jesus $3.

Yo mamma's so old, when God said, "Let there be light," she flipped the switch.

Yo Mama so nasty she brings crabs to the beach

Your momma so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran out with a spoon!

2007-12-01 09:27:24 · 5 answers · asked by ·!¦[Starsky & Hutch]¦!· 2 in Jokes & Riddles