Yo Momma so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs
Your mama's so fat that her belly button makes an echo
Yo momma's so fat her cerial bowl comes with a lifeguard
Your Momma's so fat, when she blinks, her eyelids clap!
Yo mamma's so old, she farts dust.
Yo mamma's so old, she ows Jesus $3.
Yo mamma's so old, when God said, "Let there be light," she flipped the switch.
Yo Mama so nasty she brings crabs to the beach
Your momma so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran out with a spoon!
2007-12-01 09:27:24 · 5 answers · asked by ·!¦[Starsky & Hutch]¦!· 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
yo mommas so stupid that when your daddy said he was impotent she brought him a briefcase
2007-12-01 09:34:08 · answer #1 · answered by Tamara D 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-12-01 17:34:25 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
great stuff kid
yo mama's so old the history we do today was current times in her day
2007-12-01 19:25:44 · answer #3 · answered by Dar' Lene Princess 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Loll.
wow..
sum r old
but still good1
star.!
best of luck. my wishes to ya!
2007-12-01 17:31:24 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
so what are you asking?
2007-12-01 18:23:49 · answer #5 · answered by emalee f 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋