After numerous rounds of "We don't know if Osama Bin Laden is still alive", Osama decided to personally send President Bush a letter in his own handwriting to let him know he was "still in the game".
Mr. Bush opened the letter, which contained a single line of "coded" message:
370HSSV-0773H
Mr. Bush was baffled, so he sent copies to his Chief of Staff, and several Secretaries, including Condi Rice and Donald Rumsfeld. Their assistants and aides had no clue as to the meaning or translation of the code, so it was sent to the Federal Bureau of Investigation, then to the CIA and also to NASA. With no clue to the translation, they eventually asked Israel's MOSAD for help.
Within a minute, MOSAD cabled the White House with this reply:
"Tell the President he is holding the message upside down."
2007-12-01 09:36:27 · 38 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hmmm does he always hold letters like that. pmsl lol
2007-12-01 22:58:56 · answer #1 · answered by .... 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
where have you been for the last 10 years ? since when can one state go into another country and just round up people and then transport them to another country and hold them there with out stopping foot into a court when was that part of international law when the Iraq war first started the Americans got information that Saddam was having dinner at a restaurant in down town Baghdad so they dropped 4 X 2000 pound bombs on it, is that not against the Geneva Convention to bomb an area you know will be populated by civilians, do we see anyone being indited for crimes against humanity is anyone charged with war crimes ? Saddam is a Prisoner of war held by the Americans, to kill or allow a prisoner to be killed or to hand them over to any group or state that would kill them is against the Geneva Convention yet the Americans did it and no-one protests or condemns them for it, this is how the new world is those who have might are right in whatever they do
2016-04-07 02:17:19 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny 10 out of 10
2007-12-04 08:08:29 · answer #3 · answered by The Funky Alien zombie Bunny 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-12-01 09:50:58 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Well I suppose that's the best way to read letters. When they are upside down. lol
2007-12-02 07:58:47 · answer #5 · answered by Cathleen 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao! first joke i hear about bin laden without him being insulted. lol. good one!
and, yes, i do think bush is an *ssh*le. hehehehehe. he is stupid. and so is his government. i mean, come on! they couldnt even decipher a simple message. lol
2007-12-01 13:22:09 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
hehehe, pmsl hun, had to write it out on a piece of paper as well
star time
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2007-12-01 10:36:31 · answer #7 · answered by tastybits 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
haha typical bush and his charming admin
star
2007-12-03 00:20:21 · answer #8 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-12-02 00:07:18 · answer #9 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That was pretty good. I hate Bush, so it probrably makes it better. I have another joke about Bush. Here's the link: http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20071201152054AAqaCo2&pa=FYd1D2bwHTHwLbxjEes5RLv_o_rViKDZ8.aYx5EMW6hk8Q--&paid=asked&msgr_status=
2007-12-01 10:18:45 · answer #10 · answered by Patrick Star 1 · 1⤊ 3⤋