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One day there was this couple sitting at the kitchen table talkin bout there sex life.They discovered that their sex life had gotten well boring.All of a sudden this alien couple landed and there yard and after a disscusion they agreed to switch sex partners.Well when the human woman saw the alien males dick she laughed cause it was no longer than 1 inch.The alien man soon discovered what was wrong so he told her that he could fix it. He hit himself on the head with his hand. It instantly grew a foot. The woman was astounished. Later when the couples went back to there normal partners the human man asked how was it. The human lady said it was great but how was yours. The man replied it was great but she keep hitting me in the head.

2007-12-01 09:40:32 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

6 answers

lol err imagine doin it with a slimey alien with two big eyes comming out of the heads

lol

2007-12-01 09:53:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Funny! 10!

2007-12-01 17:43:03 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 2 0

I heard this b4
Still funny though

2007-12-01 18:14:40 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

lol.

yep. its funny :)

2007-12-01 18:36:58 · answer #4 · answered by oc obsessd <3 4 · 0 0

lol.

2007-12-01 18:40:06 · answer #5 · answered by stephy 4 · 0 0

its ok...**8**

2007-12-01 17:44:29 · answer #6 · answered by just.vic.it 3 · 2 1

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