Entertainment & Music - 25 November 2007

For a couple years I've been blaming it on iron poor blood, lack of vitamins, dieting and a dozen other maladies. Now I found out the real reason. I'm tired because I'm overworked.
The population of this country is 237 million. 104 million are retired. That leaves 133 million to do the work.

There are 85 million in school, which leave 48 million to do the work.

Of this, there are 29 million employed by the federal government.

This leaves 19 million to do the work.

Four million are in the Armed Forces, which leaves 15 million to do the work.

Take from the total the 14,800,000 people who work for State and City Government and that leaves 200,000 to do the work.

There are 188,000 in hospitals, so that leaves 12,000 to do the work.

Now, there are 11,998 people in Prisons. That leaves just two people to do the work.

You and me . . . and you're sitting there reading jokes.

2007-11-25 02:19:24 · 19 answers · asked by ? 6 in Jokes & Riddles

whats your best friends name?
how long have you been best friends?
are you friends with more guys or girls?

2007-11-25 02:18:48 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

hiding place...?

2007-11-25 02:18:22 · 6 answers · asked by elchavoguapo 6 in Polls & Surveys

where do you head to
i head to my computer

2007-11-25 02:17:40 · 21 answers · asked by the one and only nicole 1 in Polls & Surveys

Once upon a time, three vampires met in
some place in night. Apparently, each one of them was boasting about their vampiric abilities to one another.
Vampire A said, "Look at that mansion over there! I can finish all of its inhabitants in 10 minutes!"
And so he flew to the mansion, and 9 minutes later, he came back with his mouth filled with blood, looking satisfied with himself.
Vampire B then said, "Bah! Look at that village over there! Give me 5 minutes!"
He flew to the village, returned at the next 5 minutes, with his mouth filled with dripping red blood.
Vampire C then yelled, "Pfft! Look at the TOWN over there! Give me 3 minutes!"
He flew to the direction of the town, and one minute later, he returned with his mouth filled with blood.
the vampires stared at him with amazement, then immediately asked, "How come you have such speed?"
Vampire C pointed at a direction, then asked them, "Do you see a building over there?"
"Yes!" answered A and B
"Well, I DIDN'T!!!"

2007-11-25 02:17:25 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. He is so proud of himself that he starts calling his wife "Mother of Six" in spite of her objections.
One night, they go to a party. The man decides that it's time to go home and wants to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well.

He shouts at the top of his voice, 'Shall we go home now Mother of Six?"

His wife, finally fed up with her husband, shouts back, "Anytime you're ready, Father of Four!"

2007-11-25 02:17:02 · 21 answers · asked by ? 6 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-11-25 02:15:41 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

(I do) because of this quote: Then God Said "I Give You Every Seed Bearing Plant On The Face Of The Whole Earth And Every That Has Fruit And Seed In It. They Will Be Yours For Food." - The Bible,Genesis 1:29

2007-11-25 02:14:47 · 7 answers · asked by Geno Bisconti 3 in Polls & Surveys

And what would you do if you saw one walk right under you

2007-11-25 02:14:29 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Need your opinion friends :)

Thanks for your kind response :)

2007-11-25 02:14:27 · 24 answers · asked by ♪♥*B.B.K*♥♪ 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-25 02:14:18 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

UMmMmMm....Did you ever find it and where?

2007-11-25 02:13:14 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I swear; I know it's cool but the ones we have are so loud I just want to put black cats & smoke bombs in the trees lol. Too bad i can't climb for crap.

2007-11-25 02:11:39 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Did anyone watch Trinny and Susannah last week? If so, what shape do you think you are?

If you saw it and don't know what shape you are, or don't know about the program, but are curious to find out what shape you are, and how to flatter your figure, go to: http://www.littlewoodsdirect.com/rf/lxd/static.do?page=landinghtml97

....then take the quiz.

I came out as column: Shoulder width the same as hip width, slight waist, longer legs.

So are you a column. lollipop, cornet, goblet, brick, apple, vase, hourglass, cello, skittle, pear or bell?

...and if you calculated your shape using the link, was it what you thought?

2007-11-25 02:10:06 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-25 02:08:45 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

whats your favorite breakfast food.????

mine would have to be Kashi cereal with organic penutbutter on wheat bread.

2007-11-25 02:08:38 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-25 02:07:08 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-25 02:06:42 · 11 answers · asked by starcharlieblue 6 in Polls & Surveys

I'd say one of mine is Bad by Myself, TLC.

2007-11-25 02:06:10 · 4 answers · asked by dumbuglyweirdo 5 in Other - Music

I love them all,but my favourite is
2 out of 3 aint bad.

2007-11-25 02:06:00 · 38 answers · asked by chrissy 7 in Polls & Surveys

How the hell do you sleep at night?

2007-11-25 02:05:56 · 9 answers · asked by People Are Non-Refundable 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-25 02:05:22 · 51 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

stuffing a turkey?

2007-11-25 02:04:17 · 8 answers · asked by katie 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-25 02:04:08 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

He finally revealed who he was singing about, Caroline Kennedy. I looked her up and didn't think she's that hot. Maybe I'm missing something.

2007-11-25 02:04:01 · 4 answers · asked by freekin 5 in Celebrities

I LOVE board games but never see anyone else play them

2007-11-25 02:03:57 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A woman asks her husband, "Would you like some bacon and eggs? A slice of toast? Maybe some grapefruit and coffee?"

He declines. "Thanks for asking, but I'm not hungry right now. It's this Viagra," he says. "It's really taken the edge off my appetite"

At lunch time she asked him if he would like something; "A bowl of soup, home made muffins, or a cheese sandwich?"

He declines. "The Viagra," he says," “really trashes my desire for food."

Come dinnertime, she asks if he wants anything to eat. "Would you like a juicy rib eye steak and scrumptious apple pie? Or maybe a rotisserie chicken or tasty stir fry?"

He declines again. "No," he says, "it's got to be the Viagra .I'm still not hungry."

“Well," she says, "would you mind letting me up? I'm starving."

2007-11-25 02:03:11 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-11-25 02:02:28 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

without looking at the keyboard?

2007-11-25 02:02:05 · 30 answers · asked by C'est Comme Un Rêve 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-25 02:01:21 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys