A woman asks her husband, "Would you like some bacon and eggs? A slice of toast? Maybe some grapefruit and coffee?"
He declines. "Thanks for asking, but I'm not hungry right now. It's this Viagra," he says. "It's really taken the edge off my appetite"
At lunch time she asked him if he would like something; "A bowl of soup, home made muffins, or a cheese sandwich?"
He declines. "The Viagra," he says," “really trashes my desire for food."
Come dinnertime, she asks if he wants anything to eat. "Would you like a juicy rib eye steak and scrumptious apple pie? Or maybe a rotisserie chicken or tasty stir fry?"
He declines again. "No," he says, "it's got to be the Viagra .I'm still not hungry."
“Well," she says, "would you mind letting me up? I'm starving."
2007-11-25 02:03:11 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol, funny
2007-11-25 02:15:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
She should not let things get on top of her.
2007-11-25 05:09:28 · answer #2 · answered by joe 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow....what stamina! funny joke!
2007-11-25 03:10:54 · answer #3 · answered by Andrea H 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROFLMAO hahahahahahahaha nice one!
2007-11-25 02:47:24 · answer #4 · answered by chick26 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wth
2007-11-25 12:40:21 · answer #5 · answered by ¢ªpqµ©¡ÑØ & ïçè™ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats good i like that one
2007-11-25 02:52:42 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
AHAHAHAHAH
LMFAO
I DIDNT SEE THAT ONE COMING
2007-11-25 02:19:02 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I AM FORWARDING THIS ONE TO FRIENDS AND FAMILY!!!!!!! THANKS --BIG GUY.
2007-11-25 02:56:20 · answer #8 · answered by logie ogie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋