Entertainment & Music - 25 November 2007

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde all work in the same office with the same female boss. Every day, they noticed the boss left work early.

One day, the girls decided that when the boss left, they'd leave right behind her. After all, she never called or came back, so how was she to know?

The brunette was thrilled to be home early. She did a little gardening and went to bed early.

The redhead was elated to be able to get in a quick workout at her spa before meeting a dinner date.

The blonde was happy, happy, happy to be home, but when she got to her bedroom she heard a muffled noise from inside.

Slowly, quietly, she cracked open the door and was mortified to see her husband in bed with HER BOSS!!! Ever so gently, she closed the door and crept out of her house.

The next day, during their coffee break, the brunette and redhead mentioned leaving early again, and asked the blonde if she was with them.

"NO WAY," she exclaimed. "I almost got caught yesterday!"

2007-11-25 02:34:32 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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Are you an always late, right on time or early kind of person?

2007-11-25 02:34:03 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Who said a realtionship is 50/50?I want 100%,what about you?

2007-11-25 02:33:41 · 24 answers · asked by dccuttie75 6 in Polls & Surveys

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Best Dave Matthews Band song?

I like drive in drive out

2007-11-25 02:33:14 · 7 answers · asked by Abbey Road. 3 in Polls & Surveys

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White House Visitors ...funny or not??

What do you call someone in the White House who is honest, ethical, intellectual, law abiding, and truthful?

A tourist.

2007-11-25 02:32:15 · 12 answers · asked by ? 6 in Jokes & Riddles

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pick up joke !?

A guy met this girl in a bar and asked, "May I buy you a drink?"
"Okay," she said, "but it won't do you any good."
A little later, he asks, "May I buy you another drink?"
"Okay," she said again, "but it won't do you any good."
He invites her up to his apartment and she replies, "Okay, but you know it won't do you any good."
They get to his apartment and he says, "You are the most beautiful thing I have ever seen. I want you for my wife."
"Oh, well that's different...." she says. "Send her in!"

2007-11-25 02:31:57 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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watch this vedio and tlme how did u feel?

http://youtube.com/watch?v=e1rkt245pyM

2007-11-25 02:31:44 · 9 answers · asked by kav 1 in Movies

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Is there a hope...?

...Ater I broke up with a guy twice..he said we should try one more time...and I said ok.then he vanished three or four days and say sorry I had to work ....before that I used to be not avalaible all that time...and he thought that I'm doing that on purpose...

ok we were out together...and he said that the first time when I broke up with him he had so much pain and he took it very badly...the second time he didn't had so much time to think, still he was hurt....but he canot give me another chance cos he is afraid that I will break up with him again...I said to him I wont, cos I will trust him more with no questions asked and will not break up ...but he said no I can't trust you ...not at this time...

and the next day were were chatting online everything seemed perfect.The next day I wanted to talk about why he should trust me...and said I'm busy....so I decided to move on

Do you think that he have feelings for me,but is not able to forgive me...or its just my imagination.

2007-11-25 02:30:29 · 9 answers · asked by Aquamarine 5 in Polls & Surveys

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Poll: Where are you?

I need you! =)

2007-11-25 02:29:23 · 34 answers · asked by ♥Big Bear's Girl♥ 3 in Polls & Surveys

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what is silence?

be descriptive using adjectives and stuff as i need to do it for h/w

2007-11-25 02:29:15 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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what would you name your kids or what are your kids names?

girl-
boy-

I like the name Grace Marie and Sadie Jane for girls and for boys i like Chase and preston what do you think of those?

2007-11-25 02:29:11 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Are you surprised that Hulk Hogan's wife, Linda, filed for divorce?

I'm really surprised because they seemed close on the reality show. That just goes to show you how 'real' these reality shows are, right? I guess, though that they did get marital counseling in the newest season. Do you think that the stress of Nick's accident and arrest had something to do with it?

2007-11-25 02:28:25 · 9 answers · asked by jessica 2 in Celebrities

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Changing my avatar name!!?

ok here is what ive come up with..

Fix me in 45
A Cover Story
Long Live The Car Crash Hearts
Ex-Friends until the end
If I Woke Up Next To You
The Past The Love The Memories
Whats a Crush To Do?
My Ripped Jeans

any other suggestions??? thanks! also which to you like the best?

2007-11-25 02:27:46 · 10 answers · asked by Kimberlee 5 in Polls & Surveys

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How big do boobs have to be for you to consider them to be "big"?

Just wondering.

2007-11-25 02:27:22 · 11 answers · asked by Yzma 3 in Polls & Surveys

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What are somethings you put on your Christmas tree?

2007-11-25 02:26:24 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Who or what would you like to throw down a bottomless pit?

2007-11-25 02:25:37 · 25 answers · asked by Buddy Hodor 7 in Polls & Surveys

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Have you ever played leapfrog with a unicorn?

2007-11-25 02:24:57 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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wife!!???? joke!?

Two guys were discussing the new secretary at their office.
John to George: "Man, I dated her last Tuesday and we had wonderful sex. She's a lot better in bed than my wife!"
Two days later.
George to John: "Well, I dated her too and we had sex as well, but she sure isn't a lot better than your wife."

2007-11-25 02:23:59 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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What's your favorite Chevy Chase Movie?

I got through watchin A CHRISTMAS VACATION. I love that movie♥

2007-11-25 02:23:45 · 23 answers · asked by Squirt 7 in Polls & Surveys

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Did someone come to see you this weekend?

2007-11-25 02:23:19 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Married couple argue?

A man and his wife are having a ferocious and bitter argument.

It rages over many subjects, and past deeds, as these arguments do.

The husband feels he is losing it so he goes for the jugular before slamming the door and storming down to the pub.

"Anyway, you're no damned good in bed!"

Later he comes home to find his wife in bed with the next door neighbour.

"What the hell is going on?" he thunders.

His wife replies calmly, "I'm getting a second opinion."

2007-11-25 02:21:15 · 15 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Jokes & Riddles

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Women, would you date someone that made less money than you?

It seems like I can only impress women fresh out of high school with my salary...

2007-11-25 02:21:14 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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did Casey clavets from hawthorn heights really die in his sleep?

2007-11-25 02:20:35 · 1 answers · asked by bubbledrop2006 1 in Celebrities

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Wizard of Oz Fans, Gotta love this!!?

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21904835/

The Munchkins have finally got a star on Hollywood Blvd, and 9 of them showed up at the ceremony. Go click on the article and watch the video, it's great!

Discuss!

(And yes, I know it's not technically a question, but neither is a lot of the other ranting and raving on here, at least this is fun..:)

2007-11-25 02:20:03 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys