A guy met this girl in a bar and asked, "May I buy you a drink?"
"Okay," she said, "but it won't do you any good."
A little later, he asks, "May I buy you another drink?"
"Okay," she said again, "but it won't do you any good."
He invites her up to his apartment and she replies, "Okay, but you know it won't do you any good."
They get to his apartment and he says, "You are the most beautiful thing I have ever seen. I want you for my wife."
"Oh, well that's different...." she says. "Send her in!"
2007-11-25 02:31:57 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I dont get it?
2007-11-25 02:35:03 · answer #1 · answered by :] 3 · 1⤊ 3⤋
So, did he send her in and did his wife like her? The world want to know!!
2007-11-26 04:14:30 · answer #2 · answered by Warren D 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow good job girl because i love it somuch this is the most funniest joke that i had ever heard in my life and high 5 girl because you rocks and thanks for the laugh because you really did nail this one lol 10/10 and plus i had just gave you a star because i really do love your joke girl and take care!!!!
2007-11-25 14:37:36 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Tyrone asked Robert his work buddy,
"Man, why you always so damn happy when you come to work every day?"
Robert replied, "That's because I make love to my wife every morning
before
work."
Amazed, Tyrone asked him how he gets his wife to make love to him every
morning.
"That's easy," Robert said. "I just tell her this little poem I made up.
She
loves it! It goes like this:
"Blond hair, blond hair, and eyes so blue, I love waking up and making
love
to you!"
Tyrone said, "Man, you white guys are so damn sentimental." But he
decided
it wouldn't hurt to give it a try. So he spent the rest of the day
thinking
of a poem for his wife.
The next day Tyrone showed up to work just beat to hell; bruised eyes,
broken nose, fat lip, the works!!!
Robert asked, "Man, what happened to you?!"
Tyrone said, "I don't know, man. I went home and tried your advice. I
just
told her a poem."
"Well, what poem did you tell her?"
Tyrone said: "Nappy head, nappy head, and eyes like a frog. If I could
roll
your fat *** over, I'd hump you like a dog."
2007-11-25 10:37:06 · answer #4 · answered by kaileyann993 2 · 3⤊ 1⤋
yes i understood
but i wont reveal the ans
let everyone have funtrying to understand the joke
2007-11-25 10:36:25 · answer #5 · answered by crazy for anime 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
and the guy went back to the bar and pick him up a frickin gay to bone
2007-11-25 10:37:00 · answer #6 · answered by YoJamma 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Up to date joke but still cheesy ..lol
2007-11-25 10:35:46 · answer #7 · answered by Janell T 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha, nice one. Wasn't expecting that.
2007-11-25 10:36:52 · answer #8 · answered by Satyr Prince 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha~
she's a leso
lmao
gud 1!!
2007-11-25 11:14:14 · answer #9 · answered by *Facepalm* 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha, i like it alot! Have a star
2007-11-25 10:35:34 · answer #10 · answered by Purdycat 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
i don't get it....what does send her in means?? sending that guy's first wife in??
2007-11-25 10:40:33 · answer #11 · answered by GoodGirlGoneBad 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋