A man and his wife are having a ferocious and bitter argument.
It rages over many subjects, and past deeds, as these arguments do.
The husband feels he is losing it so he goes for the jugular before slamming the door and storming down to the pub.
"Anyway, you're no damned good in bed!"
Later he comes home to find his wife in bed with the next door neighbour.
"What the hell is going on?" he thunders.
His wife replies calmly, "I'm getting a second opinion."
2007-11-25 02:21:15 · 15 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haha nearly posted this last nite...funny
pass me her addy if she wants a 3rd opinion
2007-11-25 04:24:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Arguing is not the same as bickering. When couples don't argue at all, it is likely that they don't communicate at all. It is healthy for couples to argue, however, keep it unemotional, each state his/her point, no personal attacks, and no bring up the past. Keep it under 2-3 min max. Couples find out about eachother from arguing and learn to adjust and compromise.
2016-03-14 23:53:23 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Three people, 2 men and 1 woman, and their dogs are in the Vets waiting room. The first man's dog asked the second man's dog what he's there for. They are putting me down. Oh no, says the first dog, why? The second dog says, "Well, you see... I've been chasing the Postman for years. Yesterday, I finally caught him, and bit him. So, I'm going to be put to sleep. The second dog says, "Well, my master just completely remodeled the inside of his house. I didn't like it because my scent wasn't anywhere, anymore. So, when he went to bed last night, I pissed on everything I could find, to get my scent back. This morning, my master found out what I had done, so he is putting me to sleep also.
The third dog said, "This is my masters new girlfriend. She runs around the house all the time without her closes. This makes me very horny. So, this morning, as she was getting out of the shower, and bent over to wipe up the water on the floor. I couldn't stand it anymore, so I jumped on her a gave it to her good!" The other dogs say, " so' that's why they are putting you to sleep?" "No" says the dog, "She is bringing me here to get my toenails clipped!"
2007-11-25 02:32:17 · answer #3 · answered by bilbo b 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Haha
2007-11-25 02:23:59 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute
2007-11-25 02:43:06 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROFL! That's too funny!
2007-11-25 02:59:17 · answer #6 · answered by Andrea H 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha
2007-11-25 02:30:09 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
LOL
'ave a star
2007-11-25 02:29:46 · answer #8 · answered by oh no,,,it's the kevsta 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one, out did yourself again. lol.
2007-11-25 05:30:21 · answer #9 · answered by larry m♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It couldn't hurt!..:)
2007-11-25 02:41:31 · answer #10 · answered by charlesdclimer 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋