For a couple years I've been blaming it on iron poor blood, lack of vitamins, dieting and a dozen other maladies. Now I found out the real reason. I'm tired because I'm overworked.
The population of this country is 237 million. 104 million are retired. That leaves 133 million to do the work.
There are 85 million in school, which leave 48 million to do the work.
Of this, there are 29 million employed by the federal government.
This leaves 19 million to do the work.
Four million are in the Armed Forces, which leaves 15 million to do the work.
Take from the total the 14,800,000 people who work for State and City Government and that leaves 200,000 to do the work.
There are 188,000 in hospitals, so that leaves 12,000 to do the work.
Now, there are 11,998 people in Prisons. That leaves just two people to do the work.
You and me . . . and you're sitting there reading jokes.
2007-11-25 02:19:24 · 19 answers · asked by ? 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
and your the silly thing for posting them. pmsl
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2007-11-25 08:47:41 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well the rules have changed last year as well, but the the answer is fair competition. Goodyear and NASCAR made a deal a few back to provide so many tire per race and Goodyear has been able to deliver. On a side note the teams no longer purchase the tires from Goodyear. They actually lease the tires from NASCAR during the race weekend. After the race they have to return all tires, and will be fined and loose points if they don't.
2016-05-25 07:47:41 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Awesome...want a day off?
So you want a day off. Let's take a look at what you are asking for. There are 365 days per year available for work. There are 52 weeks per year in which you already have 2 days off per week, leaving 261 days available for work. Since you spend 16 hours each day away fron work, you have used up 170 days, leaving only 91 days available. You spend 30 minutes each day on coffee break which counts for 23 days each year, leaving only 68 days available. With a 1 hour lunch each day, you used up another 46 days, leaving only 22 days available for work. You normally spend 2 days per year on sick leave. This leaves you only 20 days per year available for work. We are off 5 holidays per year, so your available working time is down to 15 days. We generously give 14 days vacation per year which leaves only 1 day available for work and I'll be darned if you are going to take that day off!
2007-11-25 09:08:52 · answer #3 · answered by janetツ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehehe!
2007-11-25 02:22:07 · answer #4 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think you have been working too hard, but then where did you find the time to write your question?
2007-11-25 02:23:52 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You can't blame me for you getting tired. You were the one who decided when we have coffee breaks! It's mine now!
2007-11-25 03:09:41 · answer #6 · answered by Akilesh - Internet Undertaker 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow! never read such a interesting joke ever!
2007-11-25 02:22:41 · answer #7 · answered by Hellooooo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow!
Those are some Sweet facts!
2007-11-25 02:23:12 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe, no wonder we are tired, we doing all the work, pmsl hun
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2007-11-25 02:46:36 · answer #9 · answered by tastybits 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you are tired because you sinmply think you are tired?!!! If yuo get up and go...Tired will leave your crowded mind. You will be lesss tired if you get your mind on something else!!
ur wellcome!
2007-11-25 02:23:47 · answer #10 · answered by uhmwhatever54 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋