Once upon a time, three vampires met in
some place in night. Apparently, each one of them was boasting about their vampiric abilities to one another.
Vampire A said, "Look at that mansion over there! I can finish all of its inhabitants in 10 minutes!"
And so he flew to the mansion, and 9 minutes later, he came back with his mouth filled with blood, looking satisfied with himself.
Vampire B then said, "Bah! Look at that village over there! Give me 5 minutes!"
He flew to the village, returned at the next 5 minutes, with his mouth filled with dripping red blood.
Vampire C then yelled, "Pfft! Look at the TOWN over there! Give me 3 minutes!"
He flew to the direction of the town, and one minute later, he returned with his mouth filled with blood.
the vampires stared at him with amazement, then immediately asked, "How come you have such speed?"
Vampire C pointed at a direction, then asked them, "Do you see a building over there?"
"Yes!" answered A and B
"Well, I DIDN'T!!!"
2007-11-25 02:17:25 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol that's funny.
2007-11-25 02:21:11 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry that joke crashed harder than the vampire.
2007-11-25 10:27:44 · answer #2 · answered by jeffkuehn15057 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I really didn't get it but you tried and I don't want you to be sad so i'll go ahead and give you a star anyway. :)
2007-11-25 14:13:47 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry, it's not worth a star.
2007-11-25 10:20:34 · answer #4 · answered by la buena bruja 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I honestly dont get it.
2007-11-25 10:36:35 · answer #5 · answered by :] 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was slightly funny....
2007-11-25 11:03:59 · answer #6 · answered by Andrea H 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was sorta funny....
2007-11-25 10:19:48 · answer #7 · answered by Skater 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋