Entertainment & Music - 23 November 2007

One hot August day we found an old straggly cat at our door. She was a sorry sight, starving, dirty, smelled terrible, skinny and hair all matted down.
We felt sorry for her, put her in a carrier and took her to the vet, we didn't know what to call her, so we just called her "pu*sy."

The vet decided to keep her for a couple of days, he said he would let us know when we could come and get her.

My husband (the complainer) said, "OK but don't forget to wash her, she stinks."
He reminded the vet that it was his WIFE that wanted the dirty cat, not him.

My husband and the vet don't see eye to eye, he calls my husband "El- Cheap-o" My husband calls him "El-Take-O" They love to hate each other and constantly "snipe" at each other, with my husband getting in the last word on this occasion.

The next day my husband had an appointment with his doctor, who is located next door to the Vet. The doctors office was full of people waiting to see him. A side door opened and in leaned the Vet- he obviously had seen my husband arrive.

He looked straight at my husband and in a loud voice said, "Your wife's pu*sy is finally clean and shaved and she now smells like a rose. Oh and by the way ,I think she's pregnant. God knows who the father is!" and he closed the door.

Now THAT my friends, is getting even.

2007-11-23 06:19:22 · 17 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Jokes & Riddles

If you dont know what i'm talking about, dont answer!! thanks!!!

yeah i cant wait!!!!

2007-11-23 06:17:59 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-23 06:17:46 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-23 06:16:31 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Music

what lesson(s) did you have to learn the HARD way?

2007-11-23 06:16:11 · 44 answers · asked by .sincerious. 6 in Polls & Surveys

And is he going to bring me a box of batteries for Christmas?

2007-11-23 06:15:40 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

My teacher was asking the class this and we all cant figure it out! Please help! Thanks!

2007-11-23 06:15:15 · 4 answers · asked by Kevin Van Dam Jr. 2 in Jokes & Riddles

anything you can think of would be most helpful, thank yaz. ^-^

2007-11-23 06:11:59 · 4 answers · asked by aimeesweet_crazy_cool 2 in Horoscopes

These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations.

On a New York convalescent home: “For the sick and tired of the Episcopal Church.”

On a Maine shop: “Our motto is to give our customers the lowest possible prices and workmanship.”

At a number of military bases: “Restricted to unauthorized personnel.”

On a display of “I love you only” Valentine cards: “Now available in multi-packs.”

In the window of a Kentucky appliance store: “Don’t kill your wife. Let our washing machine do the dirty work.”

In a funeral parlor: “Ask about our layaway plan.”

In a clothing store: “Wonderful bargains for men with 16 and 17 necks.”

In a Tacoma, Washington men’s clothing store: “15 men’s wool suits, $10. They won’t last an hour!”

On a shopping mall marquee: “Archery Tournament-Ears pierced

2007-11-23 06:10:54 · 13 answers · asked by ♥ 2 in Jokes & Riddles

here it is 12:40am

2007-11-23 06:10:43 · 15 answers · asked by *♥SwEeTy♥* 6 in Polls & Surveys

to go forth and shop on "Black Friday"?

2007-11-23 06:09:51 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-23 06:09:43 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

What smell are you smelling right now?

I'm smelling vanilla,it's my air freshener

2007-11-23 06:07:33 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-23 06:06:37 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Meaning how many children were born to the same mother / father.

My aunt & uncle had 17 children & they were one "big" happy family.

2007-11-23 06:06:23 · 29 answers · asked by ® 7 in Polls & Surveys

Or is it something else you will be full of this year?

2007-11-23 06:05:25 · 10 answers · asked by Sr. Mary Holywater 6 in Polls & Surveys

Please, Justify My Question...

2007-11-23 06:04:55 · 4 answers · asked by rockman 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-23 06:03:43 · 38 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

if you could choose any celebrity to be king or queen who would it be and why? What qualities do they have that makes them deserve to be a monarch?
it's for homework- i need a reasonable answer!!!
i'm thinking people who have done something admirable for others- any ideas?

2007-11-23 06:03:34 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-23 06:03:19 · 22 answers · asked by A Miracle In Your Veins<3 5 in Polls & Surveys

cccause im 15 and hot...hahah call me
no dont
HOW OLD ARE U AGAIIN

2007-11-23 06:03:11 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

or am I just another 2 points for you...I'll share my cup of hot cocoa and sugar cookies with you...lol...I love you all and its not about points I need ya'll

2007-11-23 06:01:58 · 18 answers · asked by ღOMGღ 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-23 06:01:21 · 18 answers · asked by Bossman ™ 4 in Other - Television

2007-11-23 06:00:57 · 52 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

the year? Almost sounds like a term that might've been applied to a very dark day in U. S. history, much like " 9 / 11 " has become the common reference to the day of the terrorist attacks on New York, Washington, and Pennsylvania. I dunno, it just doesn't sound like a term that should be used to kick off the Christmas shopping season. What do you think...?

And yes, I know why they call it that, but that doesn't do anything to make it acceptable, atleast not in my book...

2007-11-23 06:00:37 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

when I told you I ordered a wife from a catalog, or would you be like "Ohh, im so happy for you" then laugh later?

2007-11-23 05:59:37 · 32 answers · asked by Rick R , Super Duper Samurai 侍 7 in Polls & Surveys

i am 17 hes 22. i have never done more than making out and i want to get some experience before i go off to college? we r not going to have sex, or atleast try not to. is that bad? i dont have a bf or anything and i know i am not going to get attached to him cause hes not my or a bf type.

2007-11-23 05:58:52 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-23 05:57:59 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-23 05:57:04 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Drama

2007-11-23 05:56:56 · 35 answers · asked by Buddy Hodor 7 in Polls & Surveys