These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations.
On a New York convalescent home: “For the sick and tired of the Episcopal Church.”
On a Maine shop: “Our motto is to give our customers the lowest possible prices and workmanship.”
At a number of military bases: “Restricted to unauthorized personnel.”
On a display of “I love you only” Valentine cards: “Now available in multi-packs.”
In the window of a Kentucky appliance store: “Don’t kill your wife. Let our washing machine do the dirty work.”
In a funeral parlor: “Ask about our layaway plan.”
In a clothing store: “Wonderful bargains for men with 16 and 17 necks.”
In a Tacoma, Washington men’s clothing store: “15 men’s wool suits, $10. They won’t last an hour!”
On a shopping mall marquee: “Archery Tournament-Ears pierced
2007-11-23 06:10:54 · 13 answers · asked by ♥ 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Sign on church door
'Enter through these, the only gates to heaven'
and on a small sign underneath
'Please use side door. These doors are always locked to everyone because of drafts'
How do they expect us to get to heaven then......lol
2007-11-23 07:36:14 · answer #1 · answered by Queen Latifah 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Now I've stopped laughing I will answer they are all very funny but my favourites are, the belt your family one and the Boston freeway.
2016-05-25 02:59:34 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, there's one that we drive past quite a bit and it's a gas station with a resurant attatched to it but the sign says "eat here and get gas" lol.
2007-11-23 06:57:21 · answer #3 · answered by IwazH.e.R.e! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brillant!....Love those signs people apparently don't read before they print.....wish I could give you more than 1 star for this one!
2007-11-23 09:22:11 · answer #4 · answered by TheatreFan 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes
2007-11-23 06:17:48 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe, thats brilliant hun, pmsl
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2007-11-23 09:04:16 · answer #6 · answered by tastybits 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good list.
2007-11-23 06:19:21 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-11-23 06:18:57 · answer #8 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very cute - I always love to see wacky signs like that.
2007-11-23 06:15:52 · answer #9 · answered by Nathaniel 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes i see that.
2007-11-23 06:27:13 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋