Entertainment & Music - 23 November 2007

Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire, out on the lonesome prairie, each with the bravado for which cowboys are famous.
A night of tall tales commences.

The first says, "I must be the meanest, toughest cowboy there is. Why, just the other day, a bull got loose in the corral and gored six men before I wrestled it to the ground, by the horns, with my bare hands."

The second chimes in, "Why that's nothing. I was walking down the trail yesterday and a fifteen foot rattler slid out from under a rock and made a move for me. I grabbed that snake with my bare hands, bit its head off, and sucked the poison down in one gulp. And I'm still here today."

The third cowboy remained silent, slowly stirring the coals with his w*lly.

2007-11-23 23:29:21 · 13 answers · asked by ? 6 in Jokes & Riddles

what should I do

2007-11-23 23:28:51 · 14 answers · asked by Perfectionist 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-23 23:26:48 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i have 109!!! luv it!!! million kisses and huggggs to y'all!!! =)

2007-11-23 23:25:23 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-23 23:24:29 · 14 answers · asked by Buddy Hodor 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-23 23:23:55 · 13 answers · asked by Perfectionist 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-23 23:23:14 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

"Where are my pants?"

2007-11-23 23:21:27 · 23 answers · asked by Jinxyblue 6 in Polls & Surveys

what name would you choose for your baby

2007-11-23 23:20:41 · 14 answers · asked by Perfectionist 6 in Polls & Surveys

I never know what to say or do, at this tragic time.

2007-11-23 23:20:09 · 5 answers · asked by Nunya Bidniss 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-23 23:19:58 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

would u suggest me any methods,softwares you know that would really make me a fast typing wizard.i couln"t type without seeing the screen.help me out and thank you.

2007-11-23 23:11:44 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-23 23:11:40 · 28 answers · asked by Perfectionist 6 in Polls & Surveys

are easy to handle once you have got the hang of things and know your baby

2007-11-23 23:08:23 · 22 answers · asked by Perfectionist 6 in Polls & Surveys

"Hey, I'm open-minded. I have a few straight friends and they are fun to be with sometimes.

I don't agree with their lifestyle, but it's their choice, as long as they don't kiss and stuff in public.

I hate it when straights or anyone else throw their sexuality in our faces".

2007-11-23 23:08:18 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A man asked his wife what she’d like for her birthday. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.

On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright and early and off they went to a local theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Screaming Loop, the Wall of Fear–everything there was! Wow!

Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park, her head reeling and her stomach upside down. Right to McDonald’s they went, where her husband ordered her a Big Mac along with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. Then it was off to a movie - the latest Star Wars epic, and hot dogs, popcorn, Pepsi Cola, and MandMs. What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed.

He leaned over and lovingly asked, “Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”

One eye opened. The wife said, “You idiot, I meant my dress size!”

The moral of this story is: If a woman speaks and a man is actually listening, he will still get it wrong.

2007-11-23 23:07:05 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-11-23 23:03:59 · 12 answers · asked by missy me 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-23 23:03:12 · 8 answers · asked by Hi 2 in Polls & Surveys

Why?

2007-11-23 23:02:33 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Hello.

Yes, you. You, looking at this screen for hours on end, online. You, bleary-eyed. You, an addict. Have you looked in the mirror lately? Been outside? Know what day of the week it is?

Your name was given to us by a spouse or family member who is concerned about your internet addiction. At Internetaholics Anonymous, we can help. We’re a non-profit society of recovering addicts like yourself that provides support and counseling through weekly meetings designed to help you cope with your problem.

We feature a twelve-step recovery program and in extreme cases, interventions. Although it is our firm belief that you are never “cured”, you most certainly can recover.

We have designed a brief checklist to determine if you are an addict. Do you:

1) Have twitches of the hand when you walk by your terminal?
2) Check e-mail more than five times a day?
3) Spend more time chatting than eating or sleeping?
4) Surf aimlessly with no direction, if only to be online?
5) Leave your name and information at countless sites if only to hope you’ll receive a reply one day from a company you’ll never do business with anyway?
6) Log on before important personal habits, such as meal preparation, hygiene or bodily functions?
7) Have red, swollen eyes that hang halfway out of your head?
Spend hours online on a holiday from work, where you’d usually be griping about your carpal tunnel syndrome?
9) See smoke arising from your computer or WebTV box?
10) All of the above?

If you answered yes to four or more questions (or chose #10), you have a problem. Please call us at Internetaholics Anonymous at: 1-800-LOGOFFNOWFORYOUROWNSAKE.

We’re here, we’re free, and we’re confidential. The first step to recovery is admission that you have a problem. Call us today. If you can power off to free up your phone line, that is.

2007-11-23 23:02:05 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Was that an insult or what????

Either way. I am glad she is in love and happy.

2007-11-23 22:59:51 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

What do you call an eternity?
Four Blondes in four cars at a four way stop.

Why do Blondes have TGIF written on their shoes?
Toes Go In First.

Three Blondes were driving to Disneyland. After being in the
car for four hours they finally saw a sign that said
"Disneyland "Left", so they turned around and went home.

What do SMART Blondes and UFO's have in common?
You always hear about them but never see them.

What did the Blonde say when she opened the box of Cheerios?
Oh look, Daddy...Doughnut seeds.

Why did the Blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice?
Because it said concentrate.

Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms?
They think their picture is being taken.

How can you tell when a Blonde sends you a fax?
It has a stamp on it.

Why can't Blondes dial 911?
They can't find the 11 on the phone!

What do you do if a Blonde throws a pin at you?
Run, she's got a grenade in her mouth!

How can you tell if a Blonde has been using your computer?
There is white-out all over the monitor.

Why shouldn't Blondes have coffee breaks?
It takes too long to retrain them.

A Blonde and a brunette were walking outside when the brunette
said, "Oh look at the dead bird." The Blonde looked skyward
and said, "Where, where?"

How do you drown a Blonde?
Put a scratch & sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool.

Why does it take longer to build a Blonde snowman as opposed
to a regular one?
You have to hollow out the head.

How do you get a twinkle in a Blonde's eye?
Shine a flashlight in her ear.

Hear about the blonde that got an AM radio?
It took her a month to realize she could play it at night.

What happened to the blonde Ice Hockey Team?
They drowned in Spring Training.

What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA?
"Look! They spelled MACY'S wrong!"

How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?
Tell her joke on Wednesday.

2007-11-23 22:58:17 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-11-23 22:57:59 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-23 22:56:51 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

can someone please tell me how i can watch young dracula online for free!!!! with every full episode please!!!!! HELP!!!

2007-11-23 22:54:00 · 3 answers · asked by Leah <3 4 in Comics & Animation

My mother inspired this questio. She got mad at us kids for believing her when she said she didn't want to have Thanksgiving at her house this year! lol

2007-11-23 22:50:46 · 13 answers · asked by Jinxyblue 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-23 22:49:27 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-23 22:47:01 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I can! Can you?

2007-11-23 22:44:54 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Music

.............You are not suppose to have?
Peace.

2007-11-23 22:44:50 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys