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Entertainment & Music - 23 November 2007

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I do not believe in castration - i think it enhances the "power over" urge and can make matters worse and encourage more violent attacks.

Your thoughts?

2007-11-23 21:02:15 · 28 answers · asked by kelstar 5 in Polls & Surveys

interest,but dirty answers are good.

2007-11-23 21:01:37 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

what is it??

2007-11-23 21:01:15 · 24 answers · asked by cold kid 2 in Polls & Surveys

1. Ice crystals glisten on the deck in the moonlight.
2. The dog does his business in very short order!
3. Your nares stick together.
4. The thermometer reads 4 degrees above ZERO!

Good morning everyone!

2007-11-23 20:55:43 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

You know you're a cat person when...

...you refer to going to the bathroom as "using the litter box."

...you do not consider an outfit complete without some cat hair.

...you consider cat hair in your food as extra fiber.

...you apologize when you step on a fuzzy cat toy in the dark.

...you snap your fingers and pat the sofa beside you to invite your guests to sit down.

...you sleep on one edge of the bed because the cat is sleeping in the middle looking soooo cute!

...you accidentally put your child's dinner plate on the floor.

...you spend more money on toys for your cats than on the kids or grandkids.

...you decorate your Christmas tree with dangly cat toys.

...your neighbors refer to you as "the crazy one with all the cats."

...you have more pictures of your cats than your kids in your wallet.

...you refer to your cat as your furry child.

...your parents wind up with a four-footed, furry "grandchild."

...you plan your vacation around the cat show schedule.

...you accidentally call your spouse by your cat's name!

...you set a place at the dinner table for your cat.

...you have a set of towels with "His" "Hers" and "Kitty's."

...you call home and leave a message on the answering machine for your cat.

...you have the cat meow on the outgoing message of the answering machine.

...you and kitty have matching outfits.

...your spouse says, "Me or the cat!," and there's no hesitation.

...you never go to the door unless it's to let a cat out.

...your favorite friends have fleas.

...you chose a house to buy based on it having a good location for the cat box.

...you think cat fur makes a wonderful garnish to any meal.

...you own 17 varieties of kitty-nail-clippers.

...you are lost for conversation with non-cat people.

...you meow so well, you confuse the cats.

...you bore the neighbors with discussions on the exact nutritional differences between 9-Lives and Amore ... at length.

2007-11-23 20:53:26 · 15 answers · asked by free the weed 3 in Polls & Surveys

Houston calls 1st monkey: "adjust oxygen 20%, stop radar, phase to warp factor 3. Monkey 1 "ok done".
Houston to 2nd monkey "switch off engine 3 & start radiation shield, adjust anti-gravitational throttle. Monkey 2 " ok, done"
Houston to woman: " feed monkeys and dont bloody touch anything!!!

2007-11-23 20:53:08 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Which would you take?

1. 100 nights with 100 different women of your choosing. (replace women with men if you're a woman)

2. $1,000,000.

3. Grow up to whatever height you wish (max 10 feet)

4. Become 10 years younger.

5. Have your IQ bumped up 30 points.


What say you?

2007-11-23 20:49:58 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

We did once before.....we wore our shirts backwards, ate dinner for breakfast and breakfast for dinner. When we had to write we did so from right to left, down to up. However, we walked normally and we did other things normally like drive. Cuz THAT would have been dangerous. But boy that was fun!
Don't worry, this isn't recent. Now that would be lame.

2007-11-23 20:49:58 · 9 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

Or will i have to say it all again next week.

2007-11-23 20:49:55 · 26 answers · asked by elizadushku 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-23 20:49:27 · 9 answers · asked by ♣Kellina♣ 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-23 20:48:37 · 1 answers · asked by jlouise98 1 in Other - Television

One day in the convent the nuns had their morning prayer session. At the end of the prayer session the head nun stood up and addressed the rest of the nuns. She said, "There was a man in the convent last night." 99 of the nuns go ohhh, and 1 of them goes hee hee hee. The head nun goes on, "We found a condom in the garden." Again 99 of the nuns go ohhhh, 1 nun goes hee hee hee. The head nun continues "There was a hole in that condom." 99 nuns go hee hee hee, 1 nun goes ohhh.

2007-11-23 20:46:35 · 16 answers · asked by free the weed 3 in Jokes & Riddles

When opening Christmas presents? When I open my X-mas presents, I say thank you loud and smile and i show that i like it.. my brother shows no emotion and just says thx with no smile.

You?

2007-11-23 20:44:31 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

My dream job is to be something that deals with criminal justice or to be a lawyer or physchologist. How 'bout you?

2007-11-23 20:44:20 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Michael the Dragon Master was an official in King Arthur's court. He had a long-standing obsession to nuzzle the beautiful Queen's voluptuous breasts. But he knew the penalty for this would be death.

One day he revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Horatio, who was the King's chief physician. Horatio said, "I can arrange it, but I will need 1,000 gold coins to pay bribes." Michael the Dragon Master readily agreed.

The next day Horatio made up a batch of itching powder and poured a little of it into the Queen's brassiere while she was taking a bath. Soon after she dressed, the itching commenced and grew in intensity. Upon being called to the royal chambers, Horatio told the King that only a special saliva, if applied for four hours, would cure this type of itch, and that tests had shown such a saliva was only to be found in Michael the Dragon Master's mouth.

King Arthur summoned Michael the Dragon Master. Michael the Dragon Master slipped the antidote lotion into his mouth and for the next four hours worked passionately on the Queen's magnificent breasts.

Satisfied, he returned to his chamber and found Horatio demanding payment. However, with his obsession now satisfied, he refused to pay Horatio anything and shooed him away, knowing that Horatio could never report this matter to the King.

The next day, Horatio slipped a massive dose of the same itching powder onto King Arthur's loincloth. King Arthur summoned Michael the Dragon Master ...

Moral of the story: Pay your bills

2007-11-23 20:44:11 · 15 answers · asked by free the weed 3 in Jokes & Riddles

Bad medicine is what i need.

2007-11-23 20:43:55 · 12 answers · asked by elizadushku 6 in Polls & Surveys

I think of all kinds of questions when I'm about to doze off, but I can't remember them to save my life right now....waddya think?

2007-11-23 20:43:47 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

All procreation to be done by laboratory methods only!

2007-11-23 20:42:35 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-23 20:40:15 · 14 answers · asked by bluesummers76 6 in Polls & Surveys

would u say old rock smashes rock now adays

2007-11-23 20:31:57 · 8 answers · asked by that wheelchair guy 3 in Rock and Pop

big butts

2007-11-23 20:29:25 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I smile with my teeth, although my brother makes fun of me because of my braces. haha, you?

2007-11-23 20:29:20 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Or should I tell him?

I love you
and
I want you

2007-11-23 20:26:13 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I have my own theory on this but what is yours?

2007-11-23 20:26:00 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

My Chemical Romance
HIM
AFI
Arctic Monkeys

2007-11-23 20:26:00 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Rock and Pop

2007-11-23 20:22:08 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Is this racist?
If you like and accept people of all color, religion, and ethnic background, but only are physically attracted to their own race and color?

All opinions appreciated.

2007-11-23 20:21:05 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

1. YOUR REAL NAME.
Eason

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle).
Easizzle (My friend calls me that lol.)

3. YOUR DETECTIVE CODE NAME: (fav color and fav animal)
Blue cheetah

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (your middle name and the street you live on)
Eason Barre

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first)
Spaea

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (Your 2nd favorite color, and favorite drink}
Red milkshake lmao

7. YOUR IRAQI NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, first two letters of your middle name, last two letters of your first name then last three letters of your last name)
Aachonson

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (both parents middle name)
Vernice Bost lmao

9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one of your pets)
Black Ace

What are yours?

2007-11-23 20:19:31 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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