Three ageing men are discussing the woes of getting old. The 60 year old says:
"Sixty's bad. You know, I just can't pee when I want to at all."
The 70 year old gives a magnificent snort of disdain.
"Sixty? That's nothing. Wait till your seventy and you can't shift your bowels at all. You eat prunes, take laxatives, mountains of bran - nothing. Sit there all morning , I don't know."
"What's it like for you then - you're eighty past?" asks one of the older gent who has said nothing so far.
"I pee every morning at eight and shift my bowels at nine regular."
"Well" said the other one, "that's good to hear, at least you have no problems"
"Oh I wouldn't say that." says the octogenarian.
"How come?"
"I wake up at ten!"
2007-11-23
19:51:04
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