Three ageing men are discussing the woes of getting old. The 60 year old says:
"Sixty's bad. You know, I just can't pee when I want to at all."
The 70 year old gives a magnificent snort of disdain.
"Sixty? That's nothing. Wait till your seventy and you can't shift your bowels at all. You eat prunes, take laxatives, mountains of bran - nothing. Sit there all morning , I don't know."
"What's it like for you then - you're eighty past?" asks one of the older gent who has said nothing so far.
"I pee every morning at eight and shift my bowels at nine regular."
"Well" said the other one, "that's good to hear, at least you have no problems"
"Oh I wouldn't say that." says the octogenarian.
"How come?"
"I wake up at ten!"
2007-11-23 19:51:04 · 18 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ohhh god help me, don't wanna reach that age then, pmsl
star time
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2007-11-23 22:58:12 · answer #1 · answered by tastybits 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because there is no justice in this country! It is disgraceful that this behaviour even takes place - never mind that it goes unpunished! They should have been given life - that girl is scarred for life both physically and mentally - as are her family to think she had to endure such a horrific experience - but then life doesn't mean life in our justice system does it! 25 years! How can that qualify as a life sentence?!? If someone died at the age of 25 people would talk about how young they were and how they barely had a life! Yet our justice system thinks that 25 years is fair sentence! Most of the time those sentences get out after 13 years! Now if anything surely that proves we live in a justice free society! Also there was a woman the other week who was attacked and her case was reject because she was too much of a good witness and she was too honest! If the courts don't want honest and innocent people to be involved in court cases then they should make the Jury up of convicted felons!
2016-05-25 04:40:06 · answer #2 · answered by viva 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-23 20:47:59 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The three of them lived in the same home and Tony Blair visited the home one day.
Bending down to the oldest he asked "do you know who I am "
"no " he replied "but if you ask matron she will tell you"
2007-11-23 23:29:20 · answer #4 · answered by jayjay 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
have you noticed , you tell a joke about age, especially old age and the hippy murcia is always there, rock on phil you nutter.
star for you chelle
2007-11-23 20:14:00 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Like it
2007-11-23 19:59:12 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ooooh! tht's sad becausse it's true. But still funny =D
2007-11-24 00:22:42 · answer #7 · answered by Lina 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-11-23 22:24:56 · answer #8 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ewwwwwww....
2007-11-23 21:20:23 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-11-23 20:41:54 · answer #10 · answered by rajiv_aundhe 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋