A man asked his wife what she’d like for her birthday. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.
On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright and early and off they went to a local theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Screaming Loop, the Wall of Fear–everything there was! Wow!
Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park, her head reeling and her stomach upside down. Right to McDonald’s they went, where her husband ordered her a Big Mac along with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. Then it was off to a movie - the latest Star Wars epic, and hot dogs, popcorn, Pepsi Cola, and MandMs. What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed.
He leaned over and lovingly asked, “Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”
One eye opened. The wife said, “You idiot, I meant my dress size!”
The moral of this story is: If a woman speaks and a man is actually listening, he will still get it wrong.
2007-11-23 23:07:05 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-11-24 01:06:20 · answer #1 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
6 yea right 6
2007-11-24 07:46:20 · answer #2 · answered by omeng90 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
some woman talk directly
but most of us dont lol and we asssume you men know what we are talking about
well have a nice day
-xox-
Ana
2007-11-24 13:55:47 · answer #3 · answered by soulmate (HERE & FOUND) 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent. It's true though.
2007-11-24 15:17:21 · answer #4 · answered by stephieSD 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah, when i was 6....i won bionic 6 action figures at a toys r us....that was so cool
2007-11-24 07:09:53 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sooo true!!
Star for all the laughs!! *
2007-11-24 07:14:12 · answer #6 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yep you have a point there. Good one. hahaha
2007-11-24 08:52:01 · answer #7 · answered by .... 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao
2007-11-24 07:10:54 · answer #8 · answered by qpistol 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it's funny
fun and great to read
2007-11-24 07:10:49 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
excellent lmao*
2007-11-24 13:30:57 · answer #10 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋