Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire, out on the lonesome prairie, each with the bravado for which cowboys are famous.
A night of tall tales commences.
The first says, "I must be the meanest, toughest cowboy there is. Why, just the other day, a bull got loose in the corral and gored six men before I wrestled it to the ground, by the horns, with my bare hands."
The second chimes in, "Why that's nothing. I was walking down the trail yesterday and a fifteen foot rattler slid out from under a rock and made a move for me. I grabbed that snake with my bare hands, bit its head off, and sucked the poison down in one gulp. And I'm still here today."
The third cowboy remained silent, slowly stirring the coals with his w*lly.
2007-11-23 23:29:21 · 13 answers · asked by ? 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha ha ha hot stuff
star award
2007-11-23 23:37:58 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
and says gone are the happy times i remember when i used to have a solid silver spoon for stirring the soup until one of you thieving gits stole it
2007-11-24 10:28:32 · answer #2 · answered by PAUL C 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yea right whos tough now?hehe love it
2007-11-24 07:37:32 · answer #3 · answered by omeng90 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha! Hilarious!
2007-11-24 07:31:58 · answer #4 · answered by Neesa 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
now they should have used that scene for Broke Back Mountain
2007-11-24 08:10:14 · answer #5 · answered by LOL 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-11-24 09:05:27 · answer #6 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe
2007-11-24 07:38:31 · answer #7 · answered by MHA 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
viagra poker lol
2007-11-24 08:20:46 · answer #8 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That must be one long willy!!! LMao cheers :-)
2007-11-24 07:35:22 · answer #9 · answered by sunshine 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i get it but its not dat funny
2007-11-24 07:32:21 · answer #10 · answered by silverman525 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋