What do you call an eternity?
Four Blondes in four cars at a four way stop.
Why do Blondes have TGIF written on their shoes?
Toes Go In First.
Three Blondes were driving to Disneyland. After being in the
car for four hours they finally saw a sign that said
"Disneyland "Left", so they turned around and went home.
What do SMART Blondes and UFO's have in common?
You always hear about them but never see them.
What did the Blonde say when she opened the box of Cheerios?
Oh look, Daddy...Doughnut seeds.
Why did the Blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice?
Because it said concentrate.
Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms?
They think their picture is being taken.
How can you tell when a Blonde sends you a fax?
It has a stamp on it.
Why can't Blondes dial 911?
They can't find the 11 on the phone!
What do you do if a Blonde throws a pin at you?
Run, she's got a grenade in her mouth!
How can you tell if a Blonde has been using your computer?
There is white-out all over the monitor.
Why shouldn't Blondes have coffee breaks?
It takes too long to retrain them.
A Blonde and a brunette were walking outside when the brunette
said, "Oh look at the dead bird." The Blonde looked skyward
and said, "Where, where?"
How do you drown a Blonde?
Put a scratch & sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool.
Why does it take longer to build a Blonde snowman as opposed
to a regular one?
You have to hollow out the head.
How do you get a twinkle in a Blonde's eye?
Shine a flashlight in her ear.
Hear about the blonde that got an AM radio?
It took her a month to realize she could play it at night.
What happened to the blonde Ice Hockey Team?
They drowned in Spring Training.
What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA?
"Look! They spelled MACY'S wrong!"
How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?
Tell her joke on Wednesday.
2007-11-23 22:58:17 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
W I C K E D!!
Loved the orange juice one~ These are gonna keep me laughing all day!!
Cheers - star on its way!! *
2007-11-23 23:12:13 · answer #1 · answered by ? 6 · 5⤊ 0⤋
How do you know a blonde's having a bad day?
Her tampon's behind her ear and she cant find her pen.....
wicked jokes! I love blonde jokes. have a star
2007-11-27 22:24:41 · answer #2 · answered by girl in a world 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha! A Star for You!
2007-11-24 00:24:35 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha true blonde ones. Lol
2007-11-24 00:48:33 · answer #4 · answered by .... 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
great love blonde jokes
2007-11-24 00:00:00 · answer #5 · answered by lumpy 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ive just gone blonde and im laughing my socks off! i love those jokes!
2007-11-23 23:05:49 · answer #6 · answered by hotlips 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, U right
2007-11-24 15:19:10 · answer #7 · answered by yusdz 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-11-24 01:07:14 · answer #8 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Blimey! I love blonde jokes!!! ^_^
Hihihi!
2007-11-23 23:20:54 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
pmsl at these hun, these are excellent hun, keep em coming
star time
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2007-11-23 23:42:37 · answer #10 · answered by tastybits 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋