Entertainment & Music - 23 November 2007

Allan, Brian, and Mike were captured by the Nazis. The Germans told them they would only let them go if their penis sizes totaled up to 12 inches. Allan walked in and he measured 6 1/2 inches.

Mike added 5 inches.

Finally, Brian walked in and he measured 1/2 inch.

So the Nazis let them go.

Allan said, "If it wasn't for my 6 1/2 inches, we would never have gotten out." Mike said, "Well, if it wasn't for my 5 inches, we'd still be prisoners."

Brian challenged, "Oh yeah? Well, if it wasn't for my hard-on, we could have been dead."

2007-11-23 06:27:18 · 21 answers · asked by jockman432004 4 in Jokes & Riddles

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Is anyone else working today?

Just curious.

2007-11-23 06:27:15 · 18 answers · asked by Jelyol 6 in Polls & Surveys

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Does anyone have the answer for these?

questions?

1.Why do people post questions asking about their relationships.. or a guy they like.. in HERE? I can't answer them,hell..If I wanted to hear about some 16 year old girl getting the butterflies over a guy.. I'd go to that part.

2.Does this picture look good?? Yes.. it looks fine,you're pretty... *one week later* Same question,same girl.
WTF?

3.What's an orgasm feel like? Wellll... I got my question deleted for asking how everyones day had been... and you get to ask what an orgasm feels like?! ef you,buddy.

4.Where do all these dry humored people come from? I mean,I know asking this i'll get atleast one guy...or girl.. saying something rude.

and ...
5. Did you have a good thanksgiving?

2007-11-23 06:27:04 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Do you eat buttered leftover turkey sammiches?

mmmmmmmmmmmmm tasty

2007-11-23 06:26:58 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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are you insecure ?

2007-11-23 06:26:52 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Mother gets angry?

A mother receives the following tetchy letter from her son's teacher one day:

Dear Mrs Dickson

It is with regret that I write you this letter, but I have to inform you, as you are probably the last to know, that your son is being quite disgusting every time we go for swimming lessons at the local pool.

In short he urinates in it, and I think you should do something to stop him doing this.

It is filthy, unhealthy and positively un-natural.

Yours etc
Ms Greer
(Teacher, Heathland Primary)

Well our mother is livid. Of course little boys will urninate a little while swimming, happens all the time. She get's in her car and goes straight to the school and marches into the classroom

"What's the meaning of this letter?" she yells at the startled teacher, "little boys have always from time to time urinated in swimming pools."

To helpless laughter from the delighted kids the teacher responds quietly

"From the diving board?"

2007-11-23 06:26:37 · 14 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Jokes & Riddles

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Do you want a hippopotamus for Christmas?

Yahoo suggested Sports>Winter Sports>Curling to categorize this question!

2007-11-23 06:25:58 · 35 answers · asked by ♥Pretty♥ ♥Kitty♥ 7 in Polls & Surveys

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funny answer phone messages?

We’re not in cause we’re out LOOTING! Leave a message and we’ll call you back and tell you what we got
Hi. This is David. I’ve shut the ringers off on my phones and taken a sedative. As soon as I finish this recording I’m going to bed indefinitely. When I wake up, I’ll play my messages. Please leave one.
To the tune of Sidewalk Surfing by the Beach Boys:) Catch a quake and go seismo surfing with me… (Music fades.) Yo, Dudes and Dudettes! Grab your skateboard and head for the nearest epicenter, because *QUAKE’S UP*! As for me, I’m from New Jersey, so I’m gonna hide under the biggest doggone piece of furniture I can find. Leave your message at the tone, and I’ll get back to you as soon as the shaking stops
can’t come to the phone right now because I’m down in the basement printing up a fresh new batch of twenty dollar bills. If you need any money, or if you just want to check out my handiwork, please leave your name, number, and how much cash you need after the tone. If you’re from the Department of the Treasury, please ignore this message
Hello, I’m not here right now. In fact, I’m out getting a new parakeet. If you leave a message after the beep, I’ll be sure to get back to you. Oh, and by the way, a word of advice; never try to clean a parakeet cage with a vacuum cleaner
Steve is reassembling Elvis’ brain and can’t come to the phone right now, but if you leave your name…
I’m unable to take your call in person because I’m having an out-of-the-body experience. In fact I’m standing right behind you and I can hear everything you say. But leave me a message anyway to help me reconnect when I get back.(((((((((( I SCREAM AT THIS ONE))))))))))))))LOL.
I can’t come to the phone now, so if, well, actually, I CAN come to the phone now, I mean, like, I’m at the phone NOW, recording this message, but I’m doing this NOW, while you’re listening to it LATER, except for you I guess it’s NOW, like, when you’re listening to it… I mean, like, wait, gosh. This is so confusing
I can’t answer the phone now because I’m over at Slobinskis’s house. Me and five other guys are helping him replace a lightbulb

2007-11-23 06:25:29 · 13 answers · asked by ♥ 2 in Jokes & Riddles

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What are trolls?

I hear everyone talking about them but I still don't know what they are. Thanks! :]

2007-11-23 06:24:20 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Are there any songwriters that you feel like have somehow gotten inside your head?

I feel that way about Johnny Reznik of the Goo Goo Dolls.

2007-11-23 06:21:47 · 16 answers · asked by Linz VT•AM 4 in Rock and Pop

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What was the worst movie you ever saw?

it wasnt worth the money, it was pointless, boring, too long, etc.

2007-11-23 06:21:11 · 50 answers · asked by my own little world 1 in Polls & Surveys

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What was your favorite food to eat at Thanksgiving?

I think mine was the mashed potatoes...or stuffing...or turkey.....yummmmmmmmm

2007-11-23 06:20:47 · 13 answers · asked by «Šäŗàĥ»™ 4 in Polls & Surveys

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Is it possible to actually ask a sensible question here and get 100% sensible answers?

If not what`s your stupid answer?

2007-11-23 06:20:24 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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has sushi ever made u vomit?

yesterday, i had some crab sushi from a well known place in downtown montreal and a few hours later it gave me the worst stmoach ache and i threw up.

2007-11-23 06:19:45 · 14 answers · asked by girlwiththegoodies 3 in Polls & Surveys

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i've lost_______________?

2007-11-23 06:19:38 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Entertainment & Music - 23 November 2007

Is it true that when women get a tattoo it's called a "tramp stamp"?

Have you ever tried this trick to get over someone?

Do you have a profile on........?

ღ..what usually cheers you up when you are upset..ღ?

Wats yr fav color?

so, were there any?

Would you kiss a duck?

Out of the corner of my eye, I see there's a vapor emitting from my dishwasher--is it on fire?

How good is yahoo answers ?

When was the last time you gave up on someone?

If you got me mad and I said?

How Big is yours?