Allan, Brian, and Mike were captured by the Nazis. The Germans told them they would only let them go if their penis sizes totaled up to 12 inches. Allan walked in and he measured 6 1/2 inches.
Mike added 5 inches.
Finally, Brian walked in and he measured 1/2 inch.
So the Nazis let them go.
Allan said, "If it wasn't for my 6 1/2 inches, we would never have gotten out." Mike said, "Well, if it wasn't for my 5 inches, we'd still be prisoners."
Brian challenged, "Oh yeah? Well, if it wasn't for my hard-on, we could have been dead."
2007-11-23 06:27:18 · 21 answers · asked by jockman432004 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Very good. Reminds me of the guy who goes to the doctors.
"What can I do for you?" Asks the doc.
"It's a bit embarrassing." Says the guy, "You've got to promise you won't laugh."
"Of course not." Says the doctor. "I'm a professional. We're trained to respect the patient, not ridicule him."
"OK." Says the guy, reassured. "It's my penis. Can you examine it?"
"Sure." Says the doc. "Just take your trousers and and pants down and we'll have a look."
"And you promise not to laugh." Asked the guy once again.
"No. I've already told you that." Answers the doctor.
The guy slides his trousers off and follows them with his underpants to reveal a penis only half an inch long, the sight of which is too much for the doctor who almost splits his sides laughing.
"You swine." Shouts the guy "You promised not to laugh."
"Oh yes, sorry. I'm really sorry." Says the doc, composing himself. "No what seems to be the trouble?"
Replies the guy sorrowfully. "It's swollen!"
2007-11-23 06:35:25 · answer #1 · answered by quatt47 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
I'll shoot yours whatever your size it is, because:
1) I don't give a sht
2) I don't wanna see it
3) I'm making a bigger pool so more fishes in the sea
2007-11-24 01:21:15 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
To answer your question - it's 12" but I don't use it as a rule.
2007-11-23 14:47:24 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
bigger than Brians! You have'nt seen mine!! Good joke.
2007-11-23 14:33:17 · answer #4 · answered by jk 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-11-23 14:30:58 · answer #5 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2007-11-23 15:09:16 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha lol very funny have a star
2007-11-23 14:56:33 · answer #7 · answered by jenny flower 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nasty Nazies!
2007-11-23 14:50:58 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hi jock man, you cheer me up loads
2007-11-23 16:04:38 · answer #9 · answered by bluebrancall 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that is so funny
i once knew a man like that...hence i dont now :)
2007-11-23 14:31:43 · answer #10 · answered by dreams 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋