We’re not in cause we’re out LOOTING! Leave a message and we’ll call you back and tell you what we got
Hi. This is David. I’ve shut the ringers off on my phones and taken a sedative. As soon as I finish this recording I’m going to bed indefinitely. When I wake up, I’ll play my messages. Please leave one.
To the tune of Sidewalk Surfing by the Beach Boys:) Catch a quake and go seismo surfing with me… (Music fades.) Yo, Dudes and Dudettes! Grab your skateboard and head for the nearest epicenter, because *QUAKE’S UP*! As for me, I’m from New Jersey, so I’m gonna hide under the biggest doggone piece of furniture I can find. Leave your message at the tone, and I’ll get back to you as soon as the shaking stops
can’t come to the phone right now because I’m down in the basement printing up a fresh new batch of twenty dollar bills. If you need any money, or if you just want to check out my handiwork, please leave your name, number, and how much cash you need after the tone. If you’re from the Department of the Treasury, please ignore this message
Hello, I’m not here right now. In fact, I’m out getting a new parakeet. If you leave a message after the beep, I’ll be sure to get back to you. Oh, and by the way, a word of advice; never try to clean a parakeet cage with a vacuum cleaner
Steve is reassembling Elvis’ brain and can’t come to the phone right now, but if you leave your name…
I’m unable to take your call in person because I’m having an out-of-the-body experience. In fact I’m standing right behind you and I can hear everything you say. But leave me a message anyway to help me reconnect when I get back.(((((((((( I SCREAM AT THIS ONE))))))))))))))LOL.
I can’t come to the phone now, so if, well, actually, I CAN come to the phone now, I mean, like, I’m at the phone NOW, recording this message, but I’m doing this NOW, while you’re listening to it LATER, except for you I guess it’s NOW, like, when you’re listening to it… I mean, like, wait, gosh. This is so confusing
I can’t answer the phone now because I’m over at Slobinskis’s house. Me and five other guys are helping him replace a lightbulb
2007-11-23 06:25:29 · 13 answers · asked by ♥ 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Sorry, daggers busy at the moment. After I've recorded this message you'll be listening to it or are you already listening to it?
I am currently flying with the gremlins that speak bunnish over the statue of liberty and am preparing to rip off its clothes. If you are one of my drug clients, please leave all your personal details including all your passwords and I might send you another batch free of charge if your bank account holds enough money. I am not a thief.
If you re calling about why your spouse is missing, I told you to either pay the ransom by meeting me at the cathouse or you can take a hike.
If you are from the taliban,I told you I'm not interested in selling more government info or masterminding another international scheme.
If you are the Police, CIA, FBI, Interpol or the british secret service....Ignore ALL OF THE ABOVE MESSAGES. My name is REGGAD and not dagger the innocent secretary at the water cooler carrying weapons. Thank YOu
2007-11-23 07:48:29 · answer #1 · answered by Queen Latifah 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hi there,
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2014-08-26 19:44:12 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-04-05 05:01:00 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
like the 2nd from the last one the best.
2007-11-23 07:03:55 · answer #4 · answered by aberham2004 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Love it, especially the Parakeet one....now I have this visual........lmao
2007-11-23 09:19:53 · answer #5 · answered by TheatreFan 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeh i agree that one next to the end is quite tempting
2007-11-23 06:39:17 · answer #6 · answered by zoezeph 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe, woud love to call and hear them, pmsl
star time
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Dagger hun, your crazy, but i love ya, xxxx
2007-11-23 09:01:18 · answer #7 · answered by tastybits 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
another good 1... Hello- pause, who's this ?- pause, what do you! want?-pause, look i cant be bothered speaking to you just now, please leave a message after the tone.
2007-11-23 06:44:44 · answer #8 · answered by mick j 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
gonna try some of them. thanx for the ideas!!!
starred!!
2007-11-23 09:28:57 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny answers
2014-09-23 06:15:26 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋