A mother receives the following tetchy letter from her son's teacher one day:
Dear Mrs Dickson
It is with regret that I write you this letter, but I have to inform you, as you are probably the last to know, that your son is being quite disgusting every time we go for swimming lessons at the local pool.
In short he urinates in it, and I think you should do something to stop him doing this.
It is filthy, unhealthy and positively un-natural.
Yours etc
Ms Greer
(Teacher, Heathland Primary)
Well our mother is livid. Of course little boys will urninate a little while swimming, happens all the time. She get's in her car and goes straight to the school and marches into the classroom
"What's the meaning of this letter?" she yells at the startled teacher, "little boys have always from time to time urinated in swimming pools."
To helpless laughter from the delighted kids the teacher responds quietly
"From the diving board?"
2007-11-23 06:26:37 · 14 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha ha ha ha ha
2007-11-23 06:31:53 · answer #1 · answered by SPUDULIKE 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Im sorry you're having this style of tough time. Do you have the different relatives or pals that stay interior of sight that might actually assist you out? that ought to in all probability coach you ways to take a seat down back slightly. And giv!e you some lots necessary relax good now your hormones are in all places so its frequent to experience so annoyed one minute, unhappy the subsequent and then chuffed returned. I remeber i grew to become into crying one 2nd and then guffawing the subsequent. Breastfeeding isn't simple artwork. yet i understand that it may be much less confusing on the two one in each and every of you in case you weaned him from of it rather of chilly turkey. Do you have a pump? you will have somebody else commence giving him a bottle thats 0.5 bm/0.5 formulation. commence with changing one feeding an afternoon to bottle and then slowly progression to including greater bottles in. in case you circulate chilly turkey you need to finally finally end up with an exceedingly fussy and unhappy toddler and reallly painfully engorged breasts. sturdy success- purely keep in mind- that little guy is attempting to you for convenience, heat temperature and nurturing. He does not understand something. Dont get indignant at him for what purely comes needless to say. Your his mommy and thats all he's acquainted with. sturdy success~
2016-09-30 01:19:49 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha
2007-11-23 06:31:02 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha
2007-11-23 07:37:59 · answer #4 · answered by a Real Truthseeker 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-11-23 06:33:35 · answer #5 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha it just means some boys are naughtyer than others........just like men lol
2007-11-23 08:38:02 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
This one is good too. Where are you getting all these?
2007-11-23 09:15:33 · answer #7 · answered by stephieSD 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Gotta love that one! lol.
2007-11-23 10:44:24 · answer #8 · answered by larry m♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha.... i like this one too....
u are too good with jokes. i must say u hv a good sense of humour....
2007-11-23 06:34:37 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
lolo
2007-11-23 06:58:21 · answer #10 · answered by aberham2004 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋