Entertainment & Music - 23 November 2007

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How many ninjas does it take to change a lightbulb?

None- ninjas took the lightbulb out in the first place

2007-11-23 06:57:02 · 11 answers · asked by Buzzard 7 in Jokes & Riddles

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Why do people hate Paris Hilton?

I haven't actually seen her do anything, so I can't really judge either way... or is that the point?

2007-11-23 06:54:27 · 62 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Are Hanna Montana and that Cyrus girl related? They could be twins...they look sooooooo much alike.?

2007-11-23 06:54:09 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

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GUYS: What do you look for in a girl?

2007-11-23 06:54:00 · 8 answers · asked by Sie. 5 in Polls & Surveys

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If you were in charge of casting a remake to 'The Rocky Horror Picture Show'?

WHO WOULD YOUR DREAM CAST BE?

Mine:
Brad: James Marsdon (Xmen, Hairspray)
Janet: ?
Riff Raff: Gary Oldman
Magenta: Debbie Harry
Frank n Furter: ?
Eddie: Jack Black
Columbia: Kelly Pickerson
The Narrator: Tim Curry
Dr. Scott: Snoop Dog
Rocky: ?

So who's YOUR picKs? :)

2007-11-23 06:53:50 · 3 answers · asked by Army Of Machines (Wi-Semper-Fi)! 7 in Celebrities

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If I sat on your lap and whispered my wishlist in your ear, would call me a HoHoHo?

2007-11-23 06:53:48 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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ღ..what do you want really, really bad..ღ?

2007-11-23 06:53:40 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Does anybody know if the Dollar store is "celebrating Black Friday"?

2007-11-23 06:53:06 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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who loved at the end of greys anatomy?

when the guys vein burst all over lexi?? hahahaa

2007-11-23 06:52:45 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Drama

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Is There A Sequel To John Carpenter's "The Thing" In The Works?

Or maybe a remake?

2007-11-23 06:51:44 · 2 answers · asked by NativeAtlantean 5 in Movies

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Song about a troubled relationship with father?

My dad and I have not been getting along and have been at each other's throats sadly. He and I had a huge fight last night, on thanksgiving. My mom agrees with me on how he's acting alot of the time, they are married and he won't listen to her when it comes to what's going on between him and I. He tunes me out most of the time I'm talking to him. I still love him, but I don't feel that coming from him. Are there any songs that could be about this?

2007-11-23 06:51:10 · 7 answers · asked by Misha 1 in Other - Music

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joke about a fly.?

The setting is a quiet and serene country stream weaving through the gentle hills of a grassy plain. All is quiet and still, and, lo, a small fly hovers a few inches above the quiet waters of the stream.
Beneath the water floats a small fish. The fish thinks to itself, if that fly just drops two inches, I will be able to jump out of the water and catch it.
Now, standing on the bank of the stream lurks a bear. The bear looks at the scene and thinks to itself, if that fly drops just two inches, then the fish will jump out of the water to catch it, and I will be able to dash into the stream and snap up the fish in my mouth.
Crouching nearby the stream, in the tall grass, waits a hunter. The hunter looks at the scene and thinks to himself, if that fly drops just two inches, then the fish will spring out of the water to catch it, then bear will dash out into the river, and I’ll get a clear shot at the bear.
Sitting at the entrance to its hole, is a small field mouse. Looking at the scene, the mouse thinks to itself, if that fly just drops two inches, then fish will leap out of the water, the bear will rush out at the fish, the hunter will take a shot at the bear, and I’ll have just enough time to run out and grab the cheese in the hunter’s sack.
Lazing in a tree which overhangs the river, is a cat. The cat looks down at the scene, and thinks to itself, if that fly drops two inches, the fish will jump up to catch it, and the bear will come out to catch the fish, the hunter will take a shot at the bear, and the mouse will run to get the cheese . . . then I’ll be able to pounce down onto the mouse as it leaves its hole.
Suddenly, the fly drops two inches . . .
Immediately everyone is thrown into wild furious action. The fish leaps out of the water, and snaps the fly in its mouth. The bear lunges into the stream and catches the fish in its mouth. The hunter bursts out of his grassy cover and fires at the bear. The mouse forgets totally about the cheese, and the cat gets such a fright it overbalances and falls into the stream . . .
What’s the moral of the story?
If a fly drops two inches, a p-u-s-s-y gets wet!

2007-11-23 06:51:09 · 18 answers · asked by ♥ 2 in Jokes & Riddles

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It was a dark, stormy night and the rat was freezing cold. He approached the farmhouse?

And crept in thru a crack in the door. Once inside he heard drunken singing and went to investigate. He spotted a large chamber pot on the floor, and inside was a mouse rowing a small boat round and round singing 'sea shanties' You look like a drowned rat, said mouse, go and sit by the fire & get warm. " Is there a cat? asked rat. Dont worry about him he's a wuss. Once dry the rat said he was hungry. Just help yourself from the larder said mouse. "The cat?" said rat. 'No problem he's a wuss!' said mouse. So rat went and helped himself to some food, where he was savaged by the cat, and was left for dead. Rat managed to drag himself back to where the mouse was still rowing round the chamber pot, still singing, and said ," I thought you said that cat was a wuss, he nearly killed me!!" 'Didnt you know not to take any notice of someone on the pish!' said mouse

2007-11-23 06:50:50 · 5 answers · asked by george d 6 in Jokes & Riddles

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Hold your hands up......?

http://www.luckyoliver.com/photos/derived/bcFoPoBAqr25zhadbivJjM/LO-thanksgiving_humor_eat_ham_turkey-810472.jpg

Who could still eat their Turkey at Christmas if you had to go to the farm and face the turkey you were having slaughtered for your Christmas dinner... or would it make you head for the nut cultlet aisle of the local supermarket... lol

Who is never hungry at Christmas? The turkey - he's always stuffed

2007-11-23 06:50:36 · 11 answers · asked by Jens 5 in Polls & Surveys

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