And crept in thru a crack in the door. Once inside he heard drunken singing and went to investigate. He spotted a large chamber pot on the floor, and inside was a mouse rowing a small boat round and round singing 'sea shanties' You look like a drowned rat, said mouse, go and sit by the fire & get warm. " Is there a cat? asked rat. Dont worry about him he's a wuss. Once dry the rat said he was hungry. Just help yourself from the larder said mouse. "The cat?" said rat. 'No problem he's a wuss!' said mouse. So rat went and helped himself to some food, where he was savaged by the cat, and was left for dead. Rat managed to drag himself back to where the mouse was still rowing round the chamber pot, still singing, and said ," I thought you said that cat was a wuss, he nearly killed me!!" 'Didnt you know not to take any notice of someone on the pish!' said mouse
2007-11-23 06:50:50 · 5 answers · asked by george d 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaha
funny
really
thanks
john
2007-12-01 05:27:00 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-11-23 06:58:36 · answer #2 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha
2007-11-23 07:34:23 · answer #3 · answered by a Real Truthseeker 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
was the mouse rat ar**ed .lol
2007-11-23 14:08:58 · answer #4 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
On the "pish" ?
2007-11-23 07:21:04 · answer #5 · answered by edward_lmb 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋